Dirty Texting Games
No matter if you are in a long-distance relationship, want to find out sex secrets about your friends, or want to exchange hot text messages with your crush - Dirty texting games always create a sexual tension. We have put together a list of the best dirty texting games that you can play with your partner, crush or friends.Party & Drinking Games — May 22, 2020
Never have I ever
The popular question game often leads to hot revelations. If you like sharing dirty secrets with your friends, “Never have I ever” is the game for you.
How do you play “Never have I ever” as a Texting Game?
The basic rules are the same as usual. One of you writes a “Never have I ever” question in the chat and all other players answer whether they can agree to the statement or not.
If several people are playing, it is advisable to choose two emojis, of which one stands for “I have already” and one for “I have never”.
Example: “Never have I ever had sex in public.”
- 😈 stands for “I have had sex in public before.”
- 😇 stands for “I have never had sex in public before.”
50 dirty “Never have I ever” Questions
These questions are guaranteed to make you and your friends sweat.
- Never have I ever… had a threesome.
- Never have I ever… moaned or screamed during sex.
- Never have I ever… slept with a person whose name I did not know.
- Never have I ever… tried role-playing.
- Never have I ever… attended a party just to have sex.
- Never have I ever… faked an orgasm.
- Never have I ever… sneaked out after a one-night stand.
- Never have I ever… tied up someone during sex.
- Never have I ever… tried BDSM.
- Never have I ever… had sex while I was high.
- Never have I ever… searched desperately for the G-spot.
- Never have I ever… got my butt spanked.
- Never have I ever… stripped for another person.
- Never have I ever… licked a vagina or penis that tasted bad.
- Never have I ever… had sex for more than an hour.
- Never have I ever… had sex in the shower.
- Never have I ever… had cybersex.
- Never have I ever… sexted.
- Never have I ever… had a fetish.
- Never have I ever… had anal sex.
- Never have I ever… had sex while someone else was in the room.
- Never have I ever… subscribed to a fee-based porn site.
- Never have I ever… sent a nudes of me to someone.
- Never have I ever… had unprotected sex.
- Never have I ever… had a finger in my butt.
- Never have I ever… received a prostate massage or given it to anyone.
- Never have I ever… had period sex.
- Never have I ever… thought of another person while having sex.
- Never have I ever… tried Golden Shower.
- Never have I ever… swallowed cum.
- Never have I ever… fisted anyone.
- Never have I ever… had a friend with benefits.
- Never have I ever… regretted having sex with someone.
- Never have I ever… masturbated more than three times a day.
- Never have I ever… gotten a boner in public.
- Never have I ever…. used vegetables to masturbate.
- Never have I ever…. made a sex video or filmed myself masturbating.
- Never have I ever…. laughed during sex.
- Never have I ever…. licked someone’s asshole.
- Never have I ever…. had hard sex.
- Never have I ever…. had sex in public.
- Never have I ever…. masturbated while someone was watching me.
- Never have I ever…. paid for sex.
- Never have I ever…. sold my worn panties on the Internet.
- Never have I ever…. used a sex toy during sex.
- Never have I ever… broken the bed during sex.
- Never have I ever…. said dirty things to someone to make them horny.
- Never have I ever… had to throw up during sex because I was so drunk.
- Never have I ever… had sex while my pet was in the same room.
- Never have I ever… squirted or made a woman squirt.
More naughty “Never have I ever” questions can be found here: 👉 Dirty Never have I ever
Would you rather?
Let’s talk about sex. Today we present a sexy version of the question game “Would you rather”, which is guaranteed to lead to dirty and at the same time entertaining conversations.
How to play “Would you rather” as a texting game?
This time the “Live” variant is in no way different from the texting variant. One of you begins by writing a “Would you rather” question in the chat, such as “Would you rather never have sex or never use the Internet again?”.
The other players then answer which option they would choose. Even if no option appeals to you, you have to choose the lesser evil.
In each round, a different person asks a “would you rather” question.
Dirty “Would you rather?” Questions
In the following list you will find sexual and intimate questions that you can ask your loved one or your friends.
- Would you rather just use your hands for foreplay or just your mouth?
- Would you rather walk around naked in public or have sex in public.
- Would you rather be tied up during sex or tie someone up during sex?
- Would you rather have sex with just one person for the rest of your life or have a new sexual partner every week?
- Would you rather try role playing games or BDSM games?
- Would you rather pay for phone sex or for sex in a brothel?
- Would you rather satisfy someone orally or by hand?
- Would you rather sleep with someone who is 10 years older than you or 10 years younger?
- Would you rather cum in your partner or on your partner?
- Would you rather have a threesome with a stranger or someone you know?
- Would you rather swallow cum or spit out cum?
- Would you rather go without porn for a month or without sex for a month?
- Would you rather be fingered or licked?
- Would you rather be fingered vaginally or anally?
- Would you rather prefer a sexy lace lingerie or a hot BDSM outfit?
- Would you rather give up kissing forever or give up sex forever?
- Would you rather have sex from behind or sex from the front?
- Would you rather be the dominant or submissive partner?
- Would you rather have sex with your ex or with your best friend?
- Would you rather prefer small or large breasts?
- Would you rather be a sex slave or a dominatrix for a year?
- Would you rather have sex in the car or in the shower?
- Would you rather have kinky sex or romantic sex?
- Would you rather go without sex or go without masturbate for a month?
- Would you rather get (or give) a prostate massage or get your asshole licked?
- Would you rather have tender sex for an hour or hard sex for 10 minutes?
- Would you rather pay for sex or get paid for having sex with someone?
- Would you rather give someone a deep throat blowjob or lick someone’s asshole?
- Would you rather get your ass slapped or be tied up to the bed?
- Would you rather sleep with someone who keeps saying dirty things to you or someone who doesn’t say a word during sex?
More dirty “Would you rather” questions can be found here: 👉 Dirty Would You Rather Questions
Truth or Dare
Anyone who claims that playing truth or dare as a texting game is lame is wrong. However see for yourself. We will introduce you a version of truth or dare, which is particularly suitable for playing via text messages.
How to play truth or dare as a texting game?
At the beginning, all players create their own list with 10 dirty questions and tasks each. If you can’t think of so many questions and tasks, that’s not a problem. You will find a list of questions and tasks below.
When all players are done with their list, the game can begin. One of you begins by asking a person the question, “Truth or Dare?” If the person chooses “truth,” they are asked a question that they must answer. If the person chooses »dare«, she is given a task to do.
When the person answers their question or has completed their task, they can choose a person who will be challenged next.
Dirty Truth or Dare Questions
- What is your favourite sex position?
- What’s the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you during sex?
- What sex fantasy would you like to live out?
- When was the last time you masturbated?
- What was your longest time without sex?
- Do you prefer masturbating with or without watching porn?
- What turns you on?
- What is the biggest turn-off for you?
- What is the fastest way for you to cum?
- Do you have a fetish?
- Have you tried anal sex before?
- What is your favorite sex toy?
- Have you ever had sex with more than two people on the same day?
- Is it important to you that your partner cums during sex?
- Do you prefer boobs or ass?
- Would you like to watch someone having sex?
- What does a sexy outfit look like for you?
- Would you like it if your partner cum on your face?
- If you were single, with which famous person would you like to have sex?
- Have you ever had sex with a person who was much older than you? How old was she?
- Could you imagine playing in porn if you could wear a mask?
- Have you ever been caught by someone during sex?
- What search terms do you enter if you are looking for porn?
- How well do you rate your performance in bed on a scale from 1 to 10?
- Would you like to be fisted once or fisting someone?
Dirty Truth or Dare Tasks
- Send me a video of you giving a banana a blowjob.
- Describe what you are wearing right now.
- Tell me what you find attractive about me.
- Take a sexy selfie and send it to me.
- Ask your best friend if they want to have a threesome with you. Then send me a screenshot as proof.
- Send me a voice message in which you seduce me.
- Take a picture in underwear and send it to me.
- Describe as detailed as possible what your penis / vagina looks like.
- Send me a video where you dance for me.
- Send me a gif that describes your current sex life.
- Send me a video in which you make out with your hand.
- Change your WhatsApp status for 24 hours to “Are you an elevator? Because I’ll go up and down on you.”
- Send me a video where you strip for me.
- Call your best friend and confess to him / her that you are sexually attracted to him / her. Text me the reaction of your friend.
- Order a sex toy online and send me a screenshot of it.
- Rate my attractiveness from 1 to 10.
- Send me a video where you play with your breasts.
- Enter “Penis” in the Google image search. Change your WhatsApp profile picture for 24 hours to the first picture that is suggested to you on Google.
- Make a video demonstrating your favorite sex position and send it to me.
- Send me a voice message where you pretend to have an orgasm.
- Call me and make me a love confession.
You can find more naughty “Truth or Dare” questions and tasks here: 👉 Dirty Truth or Dare Questions
Fuck, Marry, Kill
Fuck, Marry, Kill is the dirtier version of Kiss, Marry, Kill. It is a question game in which you have to decide which person you would fuck, marry or kill (of course purely hypothetically). Usually you play the game with celebrities. But you can also play it with “normal” people.
How to play Fuck, Marry, Kill?
The rules are simple. A person writes three names in the chat. Everyone else has to decide which of the three people he or she would fuck, marry, or kill.
- Fuck means that you can only have sex with the person (without love).
- Marry means that you can imagine being with this person for the rest of your life.
- Kill means, well you know…
Fuck, Marry, Kill - List of people
If you can’t think of any more people, check out our list of celebrities and TV characters.
Fuck, Marry, Kill - Celebrities
- Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson, Mila Kunis
- Zoe Saldana, Amanda Seyfried, Keira Knightley
- Channing Tatum, Tom Hardy, Jamie Dornan
- Tom Hiddleston, Jared Leto, Justin Timberlake
- Ryan Gosling, Zac Efron, Christian Bale
- Emma Stone, Jennifer Lawrence, Eva Mendes
- Jesse Eisenberg, Dave Franco, Mark Zuckerberg,
- Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner, Kendall Jenner
- Britney Spears, Madonna, Jennifer Lopez
- Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato
- Nicki Minaj, Lady Gaga, Cardi B
- Ariana Grande, Beyoncé, Rihanna
- Sophie Turner, Maisie Williams, Emilia Clarke
Fuck, Marry, Kill - TV-Characters
- Charmed: Phoebe, Piper, Prue
- Big Bang Theory: Sheldon, Howard, Raj
- How I Met Your Mother: Ted, Marshall, Barney
- Friends: Phoebe, Rachel, Monica
- Breaking Bad: Walter White/Heisenberg, Jesse, Saul
- Game of Thrones: Jaime Lennister, Jon Schnee, Khal Drogo
- Sex and the City: Carrie, Kim, Cynthia
- Desperate Housewives: Gaby, Bree, Lynette
- Gilmore Girls: Luke, Jess, Logan
- Gossip Girl: Blair, Serena, Vanessa
- Orange Is The New Black: Piper, Alex, Nicky
- Golden Girls: Rose, Blanche, Dorothy
- Vikings: Ragnar, Bjorn, Floki
25 Dirty Questions to Ask a Guy
Here you will find dirty questions that you always wanted to ask men.
- What do you think of sex on the first date?
- Would you like to have a threesome?
- What sexual fantasies have you not yet lived out?
- What does the perfect foreplay look like for you?
- What was your dirtiest sex dream?
- Would you pay for sex?
- What is more important to you: body or face?
- Do you like a blowjob or a handjob better?
- Have you ever had a prostate massage?
- How often do you masturbate on average?
- What would you do if I stood at your door naked?
- How many sexual partners have you had?
- Do you prefer hard or romantic sex?
- Would you rather cum in my face or cum in me?
- Which part of my body makes you most horny?
- What is taboo for you during sex?
- What do you think of porn?
- Do you prefer women who have some pubic hair or women who are shaved.
- Have you ever faked an orgasm?
- Do you like it when the woman is dominant in bed?
- What do you find attractive about other people?
- What turns you on?
- What turns you off?
- What is your favorite porn category?
- How important is it to you that your partner cums during sex?
25 Dirty Questions to Ask a Girl
Here you will find dirty questions you always wanted to ask women.
- Would you rather be satisfied orally or by hand?
- Do you like BDSM?
- What time of the day do you prefer to have sex?
- Do you like anal sex or do you want to give it a try?
- Have you ever squirted?
- What is most important to you in foreplay?
- Should the man be shaved downstairs or not?
- Should your sex partner be more dominant or submissive?
- Have you ever faked an orgasm? If so, how often?
- What is the best way to get you to orgasm?
- What turns you off during sex?
- Do you like hard sex?
- Have you ever had sex in the water?
- Have you ever had multiple orgasms?
- Have you ever laughed during sex?
- Could you imagine having sex with a same-sex partner?
- Is there a sexual fantasy that you would like to try out?
- Swallow or spit?
- Do you use sex toys to masturbate?
- What’s the most unusual place you’ve ever had sex in?
- Do you like to be on the bottom or the top?
- How long should a sexual act ideally last?
- “Size doesn’t matter” Right or bullshit?
- Could you imagine having a threesome with me and a strange woman?
- What is your favourite sex position?
25 Perverse Questions to Ask Your Friends
These questions are for friends who are openminded and happy to talk about their sexuality.
- Which part of the body do you like most in women / men?
- Have you ever had sex outdoors?
- Have you ever cum too early?
- Do you watch porn regularly?
- Which sex positions have you not tried yet?
- Have you ever had sex fantasies about a friend’s mother or father?
- Which sex toys have you already tried?
- Have you ever taken a picture of your penis / vagina?
- Are you shaving down there?
- Have you ever seen your best friend naked?
- Could you imagine having sex with a sugardaddy or a sugarmommy?
- How was your first time?
- How satisfied are you with your current sex life?
- Does dirty talk turn you on?
- What was the most vulgar thing you ever did during sex?
- Would you like to watch others having sex?
- Do you have a nickname for your penis or vagina?
- What was the most embarrassing sex experience you’ve ever had?
- Have you ever had sex in a public toilet?
- Have you ever been caught having sex?
- Have you ever masturbated in front of the mirror?
- Have you ever used a household item as a sex toy?
- Have you ever had sex without using a condom?
- Have you ever had anal sex?
- How many people have you had sex with?
Sexy story time
Sexy Story Time is about writing an erotic story together. It doesn’t matter how many people you are. You can write the story in pairs or in a group.
How to play “Sexy Story Time?”
One of you writes the introductory sentence, for example: “It was already late at night when suddenly someone knocked on the door.” Then another person writes the second sentence, for example: “Courtney was just taking a shower when the bell rang and went off to the door only wearing a towel”
In short: One after the other adds a new sentence.
There are no limits. Your story can have 100 words or 1000. When you finish your story is entirely up to you. A tip: When your story is finished, one of you should definitely record a voice message in which he reads the entire story out loud.