Would you rather?
The game “Would you rather” is a hilarious conversation starter! We’ve put together a massive list of over 500 Would you rather questions to get you started. Including a drinking game version.Party & Drinking Games 👇
- ☝️ "Would You Rather" Game Rules
- 🤓 How to Play "Would You Rather"
- 🍻 "Would You Rather" Drinking Game
- 😄 Funny "Would You Rather" Questions
- 🤪 More Fun "Would You Rather" Questions
- 🧐 Deep "Would You Rather" Questions
- 😶 Hard "Would You Rather" Questions
- 😳 Disturbing "Would You Rather" Questions (18+)
- 😈 Dirty "Would You Rather" Questions (18+)
- 💦 Sexual "Would You Rather" Questions (18+)
- ⭐️ Best "Would You Rather" Questions
- 🥳 "Would You Rather" Questions For Kids
- ✌️ "Would You Rather" Questions For Teens
- 🤔 BONUS: "What Would You Do" Questions
“Would You Rather” Game Rules ☝️
The goal of the game “Would you rather?” is to have fun, talk about your favorite things, and learn about your friends’ preferences. This game is also an excellent icebreaker and a fun way to get to know your family and friends better!
In the game “Would you rather” you give your opponent exactly two options that are as opposite as possible. They then have to choose which choice they prefer. Playfully, you will learn a little more about the other person. Answering “Would you rather” questions is simple, yet entertaining!
These questions are becoming increasingly popular on dating platforms. The statements provide a refreshing approach to start a conversation. The perfect icebreaker! Would you rather questions are also an excellent pastime among friends when boredom prevails.
How to Play “Would You Rather” 🤓
The game has different variations and can be played in many different ways. Apart from a good company & mood, you don’t need anything else. This game is perfect for a group of people or couples. The minimum required number of players is two.
Each “Would you rather” question offers you two options. These options are as opposite as possible. Pick your favorite, most daring choice! Even if the decision might be a little embarrassing for you! That’s what makes the game incredibly fun to play.
“Would You rather” Drinking Game 🍻
If you want to play the drinking game version, you need at least 3 people. The rules are the same. One asks a “Would you rather” question. Then you count to three, and everybody has to say his choice out loud. People who picked the least popular option have to drink.
Example: “Would you rather be immortal or have 9 lives?”
- Lisa chooses to be immortal.
- Daniel decides to have 9 lives.
- Christian also decides to have 9 lives.
In this case, Lisa would have to drink because the other option got more votes. If it’s a tie, nobody has to drink. If everybody picks the same option, everybody has to drink.
“Would You Rather” Online
We recommend playing the online version of “Would you rather”. There you can choose from different categories and get random question each turn:
Funny “Would You Rather” Questions 😄
Here are some funny (also kid-friendly) “Would you rather” questions to get the game started.
1. Would you rather have a family and no money, or no family, and three million dollars?
Family or money? A tough choice, isn’t it? It definitely depends on what your family is like.
2. Would you rather forget your password every weekend or forget your name every time you meet someone for the first time?
Forgetting your password is pretty annoying. However, forgetting your name is quite embarrassing. What would you choose?
3. Would you rather be stuck on a broken ski lift or in a broken elevator?
In other words, are you afraid of heights or claustrophobic?
4. Would you rather have eyes the size of a baseball or have eyes the size of a pea?
If you have the game “The Sims 4” you can try it out and see what you would look like.
5. Would you rather always have to ride a unicycle to get to work/school or always have to use a pogo stick to get to work/school?
Both options are most definitely good for the environment. However, there’s a good chance that you get bullied for it.
6. Would you rather wear a T-Shirt the wrong way around while giving a speech or have toilet paper stuck on the bottom of your shoe while giving a speech?
If you’re lucky, they won’t even notice it. 😬
7. Would you rather want to live in a world full of Scientologists or live in a world full of Flat Earthers?
Do you remember Tila Tequila? She is one of the most popular Flat Earthers, and there are rumors that she also believes that she’s a clone. Just saying. And then we have Tom Cruise as an example of a famous Scientologist supporter. Did that help with your decision?
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8. Would you rather be an average person in the present or a king of a large country 2500 years ago?
You have to decide between fame and things like the internet, heating, smartphones, Air Conditioning, higher life expectancy… What’s more important to you?
9. Would you rather always feel like you’re about to sneeze or always feel like you’re about to poop?
So either you will make a funny face for the rest of your life or always walk like you’re shitting yourself.
10. Would you rather be a carrot or be a pickle?
11. Would you rather fart loudly in an elevator or fart loudly in a public restroom with an occupant the next stall over?
What is more embarrassing to you?
12. Would you rather be covered in fur or be covered in scales?
Do you want to be super fluffy or look like a lizard?
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13. Would you rather be immortal or have 9 lives?
The question is, do you really want to die nine times?
14. Would you rather wear adult diapers or change an adult’s diaper?
Wearing a diaper could be convenient sometimes, especially when you are stuck in traffic or binge-watch Netflix. 🤔
15. Would you rather poop bricks or puke snakes for the rest of your life?
You can decide between having hemorrhoids for the rest of your life or puking f*cking snakes?!
16. Would you rather have eyebrows that never stop growing or eyelashes that never stop growing?
Bushy eyebrows are a fashion statement today, and long eyelashes are every girl’s dream. What would you want?
17. Would you rather buy 10 things that you don’t need every time you go shopping or always forget the one thing that you need when you go to the store?
The first option could get you in financial trouble, and the second one is just very annoying.
18. Would you rather have a horse’s tail or unicorn horn?
Either you say Goodbye to all of your trousers forever, or you have a giant horn on your forehead.
19. Would you rather have to lick people’s cheeks whenever they go to shake your hand or scream, “I didn’t wash my hands!” to all of your co-workers every time you come back from the bathroom?
Honestly, I would find it pretty cute if we lick each other’s cheeks instead of shaking hands. 😍
20. Would you rather win the lottery or live twice as long?
If you live twice as long, you also have a higher chance of winning the lottery. 😎
21. Would you rather be allergic to babies or be allergic to elderly people?
If I would be allergic to babies, maybe my mother wouldn’t ask when she’s going to be grandmother every time we meet.
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22. Would you rather be a chicken or a pig?
Pigs are actually very intelligent. Chickens are… chickens.
23. Would you rather lock eyes with a stranger through the bathroom stall or accidentally walk in on your boss on the toilet?
Has any of the two things happened to you before?
24. Would you rather dance the Macarena for an hour straight in front of your partner’s parents, or have your partner do the Macarena dance for an hour straight in front of your parents?
If the parents are joining you, you know you have cool parents-in-law.
25. Would you rather be naked all the time or never leave your home again?
How long could you walk naked in public before getting arrested by the police?
26. Would you rather get away with lying every time or always know that someone is lying?
Would you lie more if you knew you can get away with lying all the time?
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27. Would you rather wear the same socks for a month or the same underwear for two weeks?
Have you ever wanted to know what a yeast infection feels like? Then you should choose the second option.
28. Would you rather live without coffee or without chocolate?
Do you think you can be a functional human being without coffee or without chocolate? What’s your guilty pleasure?
29. Would you rather be able to fly everywhere you want or be invisible?
The good thing about both options is that you never have to pay for public transportation again. Either you fly yourself, or you’re invisible and can take a plane for free.
30. Would you rather have the nose of a dog or the eyes of a dog?
Who doesn’t want to have the trusting eyes of a dog? 🐶
31. Would you rather have a rewind button or a pause button in your life?
Imagine how many mistakes in your life you could prevent or correct.
32. Would you rather clog the toilet at your workplace or at your crush’s house?
If you clog the toilet at your work, you can always blame a colleague for it. 😈
33. Would you rather sniff a dog’s butt or sniff a stranger’s butt?
What butt do you choose?
34. Would you rather be a dragon or a unicorn?
Do you want to have a fire breath and being able to fly or looking absolutely fabulous?
35. Would you rather laugh uncontrollably when you’re sad or cry like a baby when you’re happy?
Are you happy or sad more often?
36. Would you rather go into the past and meet your ancestors or go into the future and meet your great-great-grandchildren?
You certainly have ancestors. However, what if you never get children?
37. Would you rather have to shake hands with everyone you walk past on the street or bow to everyone you walk past?
How about, I never leave my house ever again.
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38. Would you rather have a dog with a cat’s personality or a cat with a dog’s personality?
If you are allergic to cats, you can finally make your dream come true and buy a cat-like dog.
39. Would you rather all traffic lights you approach be green or never have to queue again?
If you don’t own a car, that’s an easy one for you.
40. Would you rather only be able to speak in rhyme or only be able to speak using alliteration?
If you made a choice, you have to raise your voice… or something like that. 😅
More Fun Would You Rather Questions 🤪
Here are more fun questions to ask your friends.
1. Would you rather never wear underwear again or never wear socks again?
2. Would you rather have no fingers or have no toes?
What would change in your life when you’d had no fingers or no toes?
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3. Would you rather begin every sentence with “According to my calculations,” or end every sentence with “Period”.
I think I will try out both to annoy my friends.
4. Would you rather get sprayed by a skunk or get stung by a whole wasps’ nest?
One stinks the other hurts like hell.
5. Would you rather have an annoying high-pitched voice or an incredibly deep voice?
Do you prefer sounding like a Chipmunk or like a scary dude from a horror movie?
6. Would you rather be able to take back anything you say or hear any conversation about you?
I think I’m happy if I don’t hear every conversation that is about me.
7. Would you rather start a colony on another planet or be the leader of a small country on earth?
On what planet would you start a colony?
8. Would you rather allow others to see everything you do for a day or hear everything you say for a day?
Are you okay with others seeing you naked?
9. Would you rather get burps that smell like donuts or get farts that produce rainbow clouds?
I have to admit, both options sound cool to me.
10. Would you rather be completely insane and know that you are insane or completely insane and believe you are sane?
There are some things you don’t want to know. Being crazy is one of them (at least for me).
11. Would you rather travel 100 years in the past or 100 years in the future?
If you would travel into the past, which person would you like to meet?
12. Would you rather have skin that changes color based on your emotions or tattoos appear all over your body, depicting what you did yesterday?
Either you reveal your feelings or your actions.
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13. Would you rather be a self-made millionaire or marry a billionaire?
Would you be happier if you’ve worked for your money yourself?
14. Would you rather find a hair in your last bite of Sandwich or a bug at the bottom of your drink?
Gross! Both would make me sick.
15. Would you rather your parents or your siblings pick your future spouse?
Who do you trust more?
16. Would you rather give up showering for a month or give up the internet for a month?
Being filthy or living in the 90ies for one month?
17. Would you rather poop out one butter knife or poop 1000 liters of mayonnaise?
Neither sounds healthy.
18. Would you rather whisper all the time or shout all the time?
Do you want nobody or everybody to hear what you say?
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19. Would you rather have a nose that never stops growing or have ears that never stop growing?
It NEVER stops!
20. Would you rather be able to talk to pigeons or read babies’ minds?
Are you interested in what babies think about? Or would you rather tell a pigeon to stop shitting on your car?
21. Would you rather show up to work with no pants for the rest of your life or pee yourself in front of your co-workers every time you have a presentation?
What’s the lesser evil?
22. Would you rather your boss catch you dancing in front of the mirror or picking your nose?
We all do it. Don’t deny it. However, do I want my boss to see me doing it? No.
23. Would you rather explore the space or the ocean?
Astronaut or deep-sea diver?
24. Would you rather be a super slow lion or a super-fast sloth?
What’s your spirit animal?
25. Would you rather cuddle a koala or a cuddle a panda?
Both are adorable. 💕
26. Would you rather be dumb and happy or be intelligent and miserable?
What’s more important, happiness or intelligence?
27. Would you rather live in a cave or a treehouse?
What would your cave or treehouse look like?
28. Would you rather be bald or be forever cursed to have terrible haircuts?
Fortunately, there are hats and wigs.
29. Would you rather have sex with a donkey and have no one know about it or not have sex with a donkey but have people thinking that you did?
Both options are terrible. Either you f*ck a donkey, and nobody knows, or you don’t f*ck a donkey, but everybody thinks you did.
30. Would you rather realize halfway through a date that there’s something in your nose or that your zipper was open the whole time?
Maybe your date didn’t even realize it. 🤷♀️
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31. Would you rather have an arranged marriage or never marry at all?
Do you want to get married in the future?
32. Would you rather get sick every time after eating your favorite food or never eat your favorite food again?
How much does your favorite food mean to you? Is it worth to get sick after eating it?
33. Would you rather have the worst hangover ever or have to read Memes about how hard it is to be a mom for a whole day?
I would read the worst memes all day long just to avoid having a hangover. What would you choose?
34. Would you rather have one nipple or two belly buttons?
If I only had one nipple, I would get a second nipple tattoed on me.
35. Would you rather be glued to an airplane or a cruise ship?
What scares you more?
36. Would you rather do the first job you ever had for the rest of your life or have 10 babies?
Did I hate my first job? Yes. Would I rather do this job for the rest of my life instead of having 10 babies? Also yes.
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37. Would you rather be trapped inside your favorite video game, or have your favorite video game become alive in the real world?
If your favorite video game is an ego shooter, we have a problem.
38. Would you rather be gossiped about or to be ignored forever?
I think being ignored hurts the most.
39. Would you rather hang from trees like a three-toed sloth or have sticky feet like a tree frog?
What would you do when you were able to do those things?
Deep Would You Rather Questions 🧐
If you like to philosophize with your friends and family, these thought-provoking “Would you rather” questions are just right for you.
1. Would you rather be filthy rich, but suffer from depression or be poor, but happy?
Is money more important than happiness?
2. Would you rather be incredibly happy, but forever alone or unhappy, but with the love of your life?
Love or Happiness. That’s a tough choice.
3. Would you rather have the ability to rewind to a previous time in your life or have the ability to fast forward to a later time in your life?
Do you want to relive the good old days in Kindergarten, or do you want to see where you are in 10 years from now?
4. Would you rather be as you are now or have $100 million, but have a 5% chance of instant death every day?
Would you take the risk for all that money?
5. Would you rather be smart and unlucky or be dumb and really lucky?
Do you believe in luck?
6. Would you rather like to know when you die or how you die?
If you knew when you would die, you know how much time you have left to do all the things you want to do in life. And if you know how you die, at least you know what’s coming.
7. Would you rather stop climate change or end all wars on earth?
Either way, you would be a hero!
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8. Would you rather be able to read your partner’s mind or have a partner who can read your mind?
That’s an easy one if you ask me.
9. Would you rather be stuck on an island with a Flat Earther or a Scientologist?
First option: You can discuss the shape of the earth for the rest of your life. Second option: You can spend the rest of your life with a cult member, who most likely wants to brainwash you.
10. Would you rather end world hunger or get every human on earth free health care?
How about we do both?
11. Would you rather have an abortion or give your baby away for adoption?
There’s nothing wrong with both options. It’s your choice.
12. Would you rather kill the president or the pope?
Anarchist or a mad atheist?
13. Would you rather lose all your money or all your pictures?
How much do your pictures mean to you?
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14. Would you rather be able to change the future or the past, just by imagining it?
If you decide to change the past, just make sure you don’t extinguish your existence.
15. Would you rather be able to speak all human languages or talk to animals?
Do you want to travel the world and speak any language or have in-depth conversations with your pet?
16. Would you rather look like a child, but have the mind of an adult or look like an adult, but have the mind of a child?
I am an adult, and I look like a child. I stick to that.
17. Would you rather sue a charity organization and win or sue a corrupt organization and lose?
Do you prefer money and a guilty conscience or no money and a clear conscience?
18. Would you rather live in a library where books are your only form of entertainment or live in a prison cell where you can access any channel on TV?
Don’t they have Computers in libraries nowadays? 🤔
19. Would you rather live in isolation or face your biggest fear once in a month?
I’m always for facing your fears. 💪
20. Would you rather never read another book or never hear another song?
What are you willing to cut off your life, books, or music?
21. Would you rather be able to fly at walking speed or run at the speed of cars?
If you just robbed a bank, flying at walking speed probably won’t be helpful. However, if you fell into a lion’s compound, flying could save your life.
22. Would you rather have everything you’ve ever wanted, but die in one year or live your life as it is now?
Would you sacrifice your life to get everything you’ve ever wanted this instant?
23. Would you rather snitch on your best friend for a crime they committed or go to jail for the crime a stranger committed?
How loyal are you to your friends? And would your friends do the same thing for you?
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24. Would you rather kill one innocent person or kill five people who committed minor crimes?
The classic dilemma. Is killing five people justified to spare one innocent person?
25. Would you rather be reincarnated as a fly or just cease to exist after you die?
To your information: The life expectancy of a housefly is 15 to 30 days.
26. Would you rather be the first to die from your friends or be the last to die from your friends?
27. Would you rather believe in God or renounce God and have $1 Billion?
Do you believe in God?
28. Would you rather have a high salary in a job you hate or have a low salary in a job you love?
What exactly does low mean? Is it that I can’t buy clothes for a month or can’t buy food for a month?
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29. Would you rather change your religion or change your political party?
If you have strong religious and political beliefs, this question will be hard for you.
30. Would you rather be ugly and rich or be attractive and poor?
Another question is, which option would make you happier?
31. Would you rather be extremely intelligent or be adored by every person on earth?
Do you choose wisdom or fame?
32. Would you rather be able to read people’s minds or manipulate other people with your thoughts?
Your answer will tell us a lot about your personality.
33. Would you rather be unable to say what you think or always have to say what you think?
If you’re not able to say what you think, are you even able to speak? 🧐
34. Would you rather go through heartbreak 100 times and finally find someone you truly love or never experience heartbreak and be with someone you think you love?
That’s a tricky question. If you think you love someone, is it even love?
35. Would you rather be in a relationship with someone who never argues or be in a relationship with someone who never hugs?
I wouldn’t want to give up my daily hugs.
36. Would you rather find true love once, lose it and never find it again or have several happy relationships, but never find love?
Do you believe in monogamy?
37. Would you rather change your appearance or change your personality?
Personality or looks? What would you like to change?
38. Would you rather have a child who is extremely intelligent but antisocial or have a child who is not the brightest but kind?
What would you like for your child?
39. Would you rather leave the one you love or be left by the one you love?
Heartache is guaranteed in both options.
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40. Would you rather find your soulmate or have your dream job?
Love or Career? What are your priorities?
41. Would you rather butcher your own meat for the rest of your life or never eat meat again?
Could you kill a calf or pig with your bare hands?
Hard Would You Rather Questions 😶
Now it gets very tricky. With most of these questions, it is about choosing the lesser evil.
1. Would you rather have no thumbs or only have thumbs?
Try doing stuff without using your thumbs for a day. Maybe this helps you with your decision.
2. Would you rather have a partner who is obsessed with you or who is cheating on you?
Either way, I would dump him/her.
3. Would you rather forget who you are or forget who everyone you know is?
I think it is way more work to get to know all your friends and family members over again than to develop a new self-concept.
4. Would you rather kiss Boris Johnson or Donald Trump?
I warned you that these questions are hard.
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5. Would you rather kill a family member to get 1 Million dollars or kill yourself to end all wars forever?
Are you willing to commit such a selfless and generous act to save all people (except yourself) on the world?
6. Would you rather live a miserable, but eternal life or go straight to hell tomorrow?
Can you be happy in hell?
7. Would you rather taste the same flavor of food for the rest of your life or taste nothing ever again?
If you choose option one, what flavor would you pick?
8. Would you rather never be able to hear your favorite song again or never be able to watch your favorite movie again?
What’s more important to you?
9. Would you rather sell all of your possessions or one of your organs?
If you choose option two, what organ would you sell?
10. Would you rather be mortal on an immortal planet or be immortal on a mortal planet?
Do you want to see all your loved ones die or pass away before them?
11. Would you rather have a boomerang that would find and kill any person of your choice, but can only be used once or a boomerang that always returns to you with one dollar?
I would spend day and night throwing my boomerang so I could pay back my student loan.
12. Would you rather not be able to talk or not be able to walk?
What are the pros and cons of both options?
13. Would you rather have to end every sentence with a racial slur or drop two f-bombs in every sentence?
I’ll f*cking definitely go with f*cking option two.
14. Would you rather be sick for the rest of your life or kill a kitten?
Nobody kills a kitten as long as I am alive.
15. Would you rather never have sex again or never learn anything new?
You can still masturbate.
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16. Would you rather save 2 relatives or save 100 strangers?
It depends on the relatives 🙈.
17. Would you rather cuddle with a giant slug or cuddle with a giant spider?
Besides, that slugs are slimy and kinda gross, they are still a lot cuddly than spiders.
18. Would you rather be handcuffed to your worst enemy for life or be separated from your entire family?
Would you make this sacrifice so you can stay in contact with your family?
19. Would you rather eat an egg with a half-formed chicken inside or eat five cooked cockroaches?
Next questions, please.
20. Would you rather be wanted for murder and be on the run or be a homeless man who only wears boxers?
What life would be more stressful for you?
21. Would you rather know the exact time and place of your own death or know the exact time and place of death of everyone around you?
What is better, to know your own death or the death of others?
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22. Would you rather wake up as a new random person every year and have full control of them or spend a day inside a stranger once a week without having any control of them?
“New Year, new me” or giving up control once a week?
23. Would you rather run into your boss while wasted or run into your boss while high?
Which high is better?
24. Would you rather sacrifice your pet so you have something to eat or parts of your body so both you and your pet can eat?
What body parts would you sacrifice first?
25. Would you rather be convicted of a crime you didn’t commit or kill and get away with it?
This is a moral issue. Could you live your life knowing that you killed someone?
26. Would you rather have a blurry vision all the time or see everything in black and white?
Which color would you miss the most?
27. Would you rather be abducted by aliens or possessed by a demon?
I’m still traumatized by the movie “Anneliese: The Exorcist Tapes.” Maybe aliens are not that evil.
28. Would you rather spit at an angry Mike Tyson or spit at an angry Bruce Lee?
Who of them could inflict more pain?
29. Would you rather be permanently thirsty or be permanently nauseous?
What’s more uncomfortable for you?
30. Would you rather have whatever you think to appear above your head for everyone to see or have everything you do live-streamed for anyone to see?
Both cases combined make The Sims 4.
31. Would you rather chop off your own arm with a kitchen knife or be physically paralyzed?
Chopping off your arm. Do you think you could do it?
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32. Would you rather lose all of your memories from birth to now or lose your ability to make new long-term memories?
Losing all the memories you’ve made so far or never be able to create new ones?
33. Would you rather find true love or cure cancer?
Living with the love of your life or saving the lives of millions of people?
34. Would you rather be put in a maximum-security prison with criminals who committed murder for one year or in prison with people who committed minor crimes for ten years?
The TV-Show “Orange Is The New Black” has taught me everything I need to know about prison. I’m ready for it. 😂
35. Would you rather kill 3 innocent children if it would end all wars on earth, or continue living in a world with ongoing wars?
I don’t think I would be able to kill anyone, especially children. What about you?
36. Would you rather be forced to eat only spicy food or be forced to eat only incredibly bland food?
I don’t like spicy and bland food. That’s a problem.
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37. Would you rather spend the rest of your life always cold or spend the rest of your life always exhausted?
Freeze or Burn Out?
38. Would you rather dip your foot in acid or set your foot on fire?
You have a choice between pain and more pain.
39. Would you rather be stuck on an island with a killer or be stuck in the ocean with hungry sharks?
The chance to die is in both options very high. The question is, how do you want to die?
40. Would you rather not be able to sit or not be able to stand?
Are you lazy like me or always on the run?
Disturbing Would You Rather Questions? (18+) 😳
Some of these questions are just weird, and some of them will drive you crazy.
1. Would you rather have no penis or five penises?
Can you imagine what an orgasm with five penises must feel like?!
2. Would you rather pull all your fingernails out or pull all the teeth out of your mouth?
Both are great ideas for the next Saw movie.
3. Would you rather freeze to death or burn to death?
I am more the winter type, so… 🥶
4. Would you rather crap your pants in public once a year for the rest of your life or crap yourself in private every day for the rest of your life?
Are you willing to clean up this mess every day or endure the embarrassment?
5. Would you rather be a virgin forever or have sex with your brother/sister one time?
I’m afraid if your sibling is underage, you have to be a virgin forever.
6. Would you rather have uncontrollable gas at work for the rest of your life or have uncontrollable gas on every first date for the rest of your life?
If you managed to get a second date, you know you’ve found your person.
7. Would you rather live forever or die in the next five minutes?
What would you say or do if you had only five minutes left to live?
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8. Would you rather smell like shit or smell like urine?
At this point, does it even matter?
9. Would you rather have uncontrollable ear hair or uncontrollable nose hair?
Do you want to trim your ear hair or nose hair every day for the rest of your life?
10. Would you rather smell like shit and not know it or constantly be smelling poop that nobody else can smell?
Both are very shitty options if you ask me.
11. Would you rather give up cheese or give up oral sex?
Even if I wasn’t a vegan, my choice would be the same.
12. Would you rather get your tongue and all of your fingers cut off, one by one, or get your genitals removed?
What is more important, genitals, or fingers?
13. Would you rather have sex in a public place and have 200 strangers see you or have sex in your bedroom in front of your parents?
Sex in front of a crowd or parents?
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14. Would you rather kill a baby with your bare hands, but afterward, everyone thinks you tried to save it or let that baby live, but afterward, everyone thinks you tried to kill it?
Think about a cute baby with chubby cheeks, big doe eyes, and tiny little fingers. So what would you choose?
15. Would you rather have to watch your parents have sex every night for the rest of your life or join in once to stop it?
Either way, you won’t be able to look at your parents’ eyes ever again.
16. Would you rather suck a used tampon that you found on the street or suck a used condom that you found on the street?
I hate this question on so many levels.
17. Would you rather fuck your girlfriend (boyfriend) with your mom’s (dad’s) body or fuck your mom (dad) with your girlfriend’s (boyfriend’s) body?
Both options are disturbing.
18. Would you rather get a good handjob from your grandmother or get a bad handjob from your grandmother?
Receiving a handjob from my grandmother is disturbing. However, the thought of ending up liking it is driving me insane.
19. Would you rather fuck a pig live on national television or be responsible for the death of someone?
Who is this mysterious someone? A stranger, the president, my cat…? I would fuck a pig to save my cat, although.
20. Would you rather eat out your grandmother or eat out a homeless person’s butthole?
21. Would you rather be eaten by maggots from the inside out or ants from the outside in?
Both options make me feel extremely uncomfortable.
22. Would you rather pee every time you stand up or poop every time you sit?
I guess I just never sit down again.
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23. Would you rather fuck the top half of Emma Watson with the bottom part of Hulk Hogan or fuck the top half of Hulk Hogan with the bottom half of Emma Watson?
Either way, I would close my eyes the whole time.
24. Would you rather get a throbbing erection every time you’re near a child or have to scream the N-word every time you hear the word “Obama”?
So do you want to be called a pedophile or a racist?
25. Would you rather accidentally be responsible for the death of a child or accidentally be responsible for the deaths of three adults?
Is a child more valuable than three adults?
26. Would you rather have no genitals or have no eyes?
Never see the sunlight again or never have sex again? What would you choose?
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27. Would you rather have dicks for nipples or have vaginas for armpits?
Imagine having sex with an armpit or with a nipple-dick. 😳
28. Would you rather always fart in colors or always fart loudly?
In both cases, people will know that you farted.
29. Would you rather have a partner that likes to touch your poop or have a partner that likes to drink your piss?
I would never in my life do those things but to each his own.
30. Would you rather be infertile or have a child that passes away before you?
There’s nothing worse than losing a child as a parent.
31. Would you rather abort a baby made with the person to your right or abort a baby made with the person to your left?
I admit that’s a mean question.
32. Would you rather have taste buds on your asshole or poop through your mouth?
You definitely will taste shit in one way or another.
33. Would you rather have no elbows or have no knees?
Have you ever tried walking without bending your knees or grabbing something with your arms without bending your elbow?
34. Would you rather kill a kitten or a puppy?
Are you a cat or a dog person?
35. Would you rather always have sweaty hands or always have bad breath?
Never shake someone’s hands again or never kiss again?
36. Would you rather have dry eyes for the rest of your life or have a runny nose for the rest of your life?
Do you want to spend your money on eye drops for the rest of your life or on tissues?
37. Would you rather drink a shot of your mother’s period blood or drink a shot of your father’s sperm?
I dare you to answer this question!
38. Would you rather forever bleed from your nose or remove one nail every morning? (FYI: They regrow).
I’m not quite sure how long you would survive with all the blood loss.
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39. Would you rather eat shit once or have explosive diarrhea for the rest of your life?
In other words, do you want to puke once or spend all your money on toilet paper?
40. Would you rather remove your thumbnail with a fork or put a toothpick under your big toenail and kick a wall?
Jeez. I feel pain just by reading it. 😖
Dirty Would You Rather Questions (18+) 😈
Here you have some dirty and kinky questions. These questions are for adults only.
1. Would you rather swallow sperm that tastes like piss, or get pissed on by your partner?
Smelling piss is gross, not to mention tasting it.
2. Would you rather be caught cheating or catch your partner cheating?
Get hurt or hurt your partner?
3. Would you rather have your body found on a pile of sex toys or a pile of drugs?
You’re dead either way. The question is how you want to be remembered.
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4. Would you rather fart during sex or burp while kissing?
Either you two can laugh about it, or it’s the biggest turn-off.
5. Would you rather have sex with your cousin in secret or not have sex with your cousin, but everyone would think you did?
What’s worse, actually having sex with a relative or being accused of incest?
6. Would you rather wear a chastity belt for a year or be someone’s sex slave for a year?
If you’re into kinky stuff, maybe option two appeals to you?
7. Would you rather have sex with Megan Fox with a penis or Jason Momoa with a vagina?
I’m okay with both.
8. Would you rather give or receive a lap dance?
Do you want to give or receive pleasure?
9. Would you rather never have an orgasm again or know that your partner has never had an orgasm with you?
10. Would you rather moan strangely or make an ugly face every time you come?
Making weird sounds or a funny face.
11. Would you rather have sex with your best friend’s mother or father?
It probably depends on your sexual orientation and/or the look of your best friend’s parents.
12. Would you rather have sex in your parents’ bedroom or have sex in your old bedroom while your parents are at home?
If you’ve never had sex in your childhood bedroom while your parents are home, you have missed something out.
13. Would you rather be horny every day for the rest of your life or be horny only once a year?
That’s a tough choice for men. Do you want to walk around with a boner every day or only be horny once a year?
14. Would you rather have sex with someone who speaks all the time, or someone who doesn’t make a sound?
Are you into Sex talk, or do you prefer quiet sex?
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15. Would you rather do the walk of shame or kick out a stranger of your house in the morning?
So the question is, do you want to endure the embarrassment yourself or let your date do the walk of shame?
16. Would you rather read an erotic novel or watch porn?
With books, you can let your imagination run wild. Or what do you think?
17. Would you rather only have sex in the bedroom or only have sex outside of the bedroom?
There are a lot of different places where you can have sex. However, would you sacrifice having sex in the bedroom for the rest of your life?
18. Would you rather do it with the lights on or off?
In other words, is your date hot or not?
19. Would you rather have sex in a dirty hotel bed or in a smelly public toilet?
Choosing between dirty sheets and a smelly toilet is rough.
20. Would you rather walk around in public in your lingerie or walk around in public with a strap-on dildo?
There are some girls out there who already wear lingerie as casual clothes. Walking around with a strap-on dildo would probably draw more attention to it. But who knows? Maybe this could be a new trend?
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21. Would you rather have sex on the first date or hold off sex at the beginning of a relationship and wait for a month to do it?
No sex on the first date. What do you think of this dating rule?
22. Would you rather have sex with your best friend or have sex with your ex?
Do you think your friendship with your best friend would change if you had sex with him/her?
23. Would you rather sleep with your ex or sleep with a celebrity you hate?
Which of them do you hate more?
24. Would you rather give or receive oral sex?
Who doesn’t like to receive oral sex?
25. Would you rather get a blowjob while driving or get a blowjob at a restaurant?
Don’t suck dick and drive on a highway. On a quiet road, it is okay. 👅
26. Would you rather have sex in the morning or in the evening?
Each has its own charm.
27. Would you rather never masturbate again or never eat solid food again?
Orgasm or food? It’s your choice.
28. Would you rather have sex with someone who is very attractive but bad in bed, or with someone ugly but incredibly good in bed?
If your sex partner is ugly, you can close your eyes if you want to. However, what can you do if someone is horrible in bed?
29. Would you rather have extremely good foreplay but lousy sex or lousy foreplay but great sex?
Both options aren’t too bad. At least some part of the sexual intercourse is good, right?
30. Would you rather be on the bottom or the top?
Do you like to be the dominant or submissive one?
31. Would you rather date someone who is a bad kisser or bad in bed?
Slobby kiss or lousy sex?
32. Would you rather have sex with or without a condom?
We all know that we should have sex with a condom. But still, what option do you like more?
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33. Would you rather pay for sex or get paid for sex?
Give money or receiving money for sex? What’s more appealing to you?
34. Would you rather send a dirty text message to your boss or leave a sexy voice message to your mother?
Do you risk your job or your relationship with your mother?
35. Would you rather fart while getting eaten out or burp while making out?
And that’s it with the sex.
36. Would you rather have kinky sex or vanilla sex?
Do you want it rough or gentle?
37. Would you rather have one partner or multiple partners?
Both have their advantages and disadvantages.
38. Would you rather sprain your ankle during sex or break your partner’s penis?
Be in pain or inflict pain?
39. Would you rather watch someone have sex or have someone watch you do it?
Are you on the exhibitionism or the voyeurism side?
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40. Would you rather be tied to a bed and forgotten or have a sex toy lost inside you?
Being tied to a bed and forgotten. You could make a movie out of that.
41. Would you rather orgasm every time you sneeze or orgasm every time you yawn?
What happens more often? Sneezing or yawning?
Sexual Would You Rather Questions (18+) 💦
If you like to talk about your sex life and sexual preferences with your friends or partner, these questions are ideal for you. Have fun with these kinky questions.
1. Would you rather try out sexual role-play or try out BDSM?
Playful or rough sex?
2. Would you rather let your partner dominant you when having sex or dominate your partner when having sex?
Are you more the dominant or submissive type?
3. Would you rather have sex missionary style or doggy style?
Do you like it the traditional way or from behind?
4. Would you rather get choked or slapped while having sex?
Both options are great ways to intensify your orgasm (provided that you’re into it).
5. Would you rather walk around with an erection for six hours a day, or never have an erection again?
This question is probably harder to answer for men.
6. Would you rather have anal sex or oral sex?
Butt or mouth?
7. Would you rather be a cam girl/boy or publish a sex tape of you?
How do you want to start your porno career?
8. Would you rather join a gangbang or a threesome?
Sex with two other people is A LOT of people?
9. Would you rather have sex with a biter or a screamer?
What turns you on more?
10. Would you rather only be able to have sex while watching the scariest horror movie or only have sex while watching Dora The Explorer?
Have you ever had sex with someone while watching a movie? How was it?
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11. Would you rather do romantic things in bed or try out some kinky stuff?
It’s essential to keep your sex life exciting. How would you spice it up?
12. Would you rather find out your partner slept with your parent or your partner slept with your best friend?
How would you react?
13. Would you rather get fisted or fist someone else?
Either you think of it as a pleasure or torture.
14. Would you rather masturbate all day or have sex all day?
After that day, you probably won’t be able to have sex for a long time.
15. Would you rather have your partner only be able to use their hands during foreplay, or have your partner only be able to use their mouth?
Hands or tongue? Which gives you more pleasure?
16. Would you rather never have sex again or never masturbate again?
People come and go, but your hands will never leave you.
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17. Would you rather only have period sex for the rest of your life or have anal sex for the rest of your life?
I’ll take the bloody mess.
18. Would you rather have a threesome with a person you know or a stranger?
If you had sex with a friend, do you think it would affect your friendship somehow?
19. Would you rather have a partner with a sex-addiction or a partner with a low sex drive?
Having a partner who wants to have sex all the time or once a month?
20. Would you rather have sex with my best friend or with your best friend?
If your best friend asked you this question, you basically have to answer if you would have sex with him/her?
21. Would you rather try out fisting or double penetration?
This question also goes out to men.
22. Would you rather cheat on your partner or suggesting having a threesome?
Cheating or having a threesome with your partner?
23. Would you rather be fingered under the table of a restaurant or under the table at your parent’s house?
Are you into that kind of adrenalin kick?
24. Would you rather give someone a deepthroat blowjob, or have anal sex?
Do you want to test out your gag reflex?
25. Would you rather shout “I love Jesus” every time you come or shout “I have an STD” every time you come?
Both are big turn-offs.
26. Would you rather be bad at kissing or be bad at oral sex?
What’s more important?
27. Would you rather let your partner sleep with your best friend or sleep with your partner’s best friend?
How jealous would you be?
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28. Would you rather have sex with someone who has a nice body but an ugly face or with someone who has an ugly body but a beautiful face?
What do you care more about, body or face?
29. Would you rather swallow or spit?
30. Would you rather only be able to have sex for 6 hours, or never have sex again?
If you don’t want to give up sex, you probably have to take a day off from work to do it.
31. Would you rather never have sex again, or have to use Bing as a searching machine for the rest of your life?
32. Would you rather have a partner who comes in 60 seconds or a partner who comes in 3 hours?
How good is your stamina?
33. Would you rather receive an alert every time your parents have sex, or have your office alerted every time you have sex?
My parents don’t have sex. Prove me wrong.
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34. Would you rather have sex with someone who refuses to take their socks off, or with someone who has a weird orgasm face?
Why have socks such a bad reputation?
35. Would you rather watch your partner masturbating or let your partner watch you masturbate?
What turns you on more?
36. Would you rather have sex while blindfolded or while handcuffed?
Giving up control can be very exciting.
37. Would you rather have a partner who doesn’t like oral sex or a partner obsessed with anal sex?
How important is oral sex to you?