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What are Tasteless Jokes?

Tasteless jokes are jokes made in bad taste and can be pretty offensive. While jokes are something people say to make people laugh, funny tasteless jokes take it a step further and tend to make people laugh at something horrible which should not be funny in the first place. Examples of tasteless jokes are jokes making fun of minorities, people with disabilities, rape, and other offensive topics!

While some of the best tasteless jokes can’t help make you laugh because of their clever punchlines, some are truly offensive jokes that will make you cringe or wish you never heard them in the first place!

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If you’re in the mood for twisted humor, check out our lists of tasteless jokes! Just remember that they’re jokes and are not meant to be taken seriously!

Totally Tasteless Jokes

If you’re looking for jokes made without much thought and regard on how people will find it, these totally tasteless jokes are right up your alley. These jokes might just make your jaw drop in shock from being so tone-deaf or even downright offensive, but it might coax a shocked laugh from you anyway!

1. “Just say NO to drugs!” Well, If I’m talking to my drugs, I probably already said yes.

You can still stop taking drugs if you want to!

2. Have you heard the joke about the deaf midget and the elephant? No? Neither did he. He’s deaf, so how could he hear about it?!

Laughing out loud!

3. Why don’t women need driver’s licenses? There are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Good luck to the men who think like these. They’re no match for today’s empowered women!

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4. Why can’t Helen Keller drive? Because she’s a woman!

And I thought because she was blind!

5. Today, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.

I totally agree!

6. What’s special about a bulimic birthday party? The cake jumps out of the girl!

This is so sad! A stripper jumping out of a cardboard cake sounds better!

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7. What’s the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family of five.

I did not see that coming! I’m ashamed to say I chuckled a bit.

8. Why doesn’t Mexico have a good Olympic track team? All the people who can run, jump and swim are already across the border.

You become athletic when your life’s at stake.

9. Heckler: “Do people love your comedy?” Comedian: “I’ve never laughed a woman into bed, but I’ve laughed one out of it many times.”

10. How many women does it take to change a light bulb? Nobody knows. They just sit in the dark and complain about it.

How do you know all women don’t know how to change a light bulb? Don’t stereotype!

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Most Tasteless Jokes

The most tasteless jokes tend to be jokes about things that you would not normally joke about. What kind of person makes a joke about a blind person or even worse?! No matter how inappropriate they can get, tasteless jokes exist because it’s a surefire way of getting a reaction whether positive or not!

Here are some examples of the most tasteless jokes that you can make!

1. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.

That’s great. I’ll try that!

2. How long does it take for a woman to have an orgasm? Who cares?

Hey! Everyone deserves to have an orgasm!

3. My therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him. Now, we wait.

I think the therapist was referring to metaphorical wounds.

4. Why are black people good at basketball? Because they can shoot, steal, and run!

Let’s not stereotype people, folks! But I do wonder why they’re so good.

5. Why do women wear white on their wedding day? Because all kitchen appliances come in white.

That’s not what matters when you get married!

6. I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.

That’s not how it works! It’s either you’re not in touch with reality or you just don’t care!

7. It’s important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words ‘antidote’ and ‘anecdote,’ one of my good friends would still be alive.

Oh no! Did you literally talk him to death?

8. What’s the last thing to go through a fly’s head as it hits the windshield of a car going 70 mph? Its butt.


9. I just had sex in an elevator. It was great on so many levels.

Did you go all the way up to the penthouse?

10. If you were born in September, it’s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

You’re a New Year baby!

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Tasteless Dirty Jokes

Sexual jokes and innuendos are hilarious already, but tasteless dirty jokes are on a whole different level! These jokes are not just made in poor taste, they can be totally filthy!

Take a look at these dirty jokes and see which ones you can share with your friends!

1. Why did Popeye punch the Pope? He heard he went to Mount Olive.

Popeye and Olive Oyl belong together!

2. Why is Santa’s sack so big? He only comes once a year.

You’re making me look at Santa in a different way! I don’t like it!

3. My girlfriend told me she always smokes after sex. I told her we should use some lube next time.

Those who know know. For the record, I don’t want to know!

4. What did Adam say to Eve? “Stand back. I don’t know how big this thing’s gonna grow.”

Is he talking about the apple tree or something else?

5. What did the banana tell the vibrator? You’re the one shaking? I’m about to get eaten!

Both have their uses!

6. What did the penis say to the condom? “Cover me, I’m going in.”

It’s a team effort!

7. What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

And when you finish, it’s so satisfying!

8. What does Popeye use as a lubricant? Olive Oyl.

Didn’t know Popeye was so dirty!

9. What’s better than pansies on a piano? Tulips on your organ!

These euphemisms are quite funny!

10. What’s the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather. Perverted is when you use the whole bird.

That’s why people prefer getting kinky!

11. What’s the one difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew the light bulb.

There is no backsies when a woman loses her virginity!

12. Which sexual position produces the rudest kids? Ask your mom!

You’re being quite rude, dad!

List of Truly Tasteless Jokes

Truly tasteless jokes are jokes that should make you think twice about who you tell it to. There are some jokes that are truly offensive, and people might not find it funny no matter how brilliant the punchline is.

If you don’t think so seriously about it, these truly tasteless jokes will make you laugh and feel sorry at the same time!

1. How are women similar to condoms? They’re either on the end of your dick or in your wallet.

You’ll be lucky to have them anyway you can have them with that attitude!

2. Why is winning the lottery like having sex with triplets? With both, you can say you’ve had six identical balls.

Three or more people is a party!

3. How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS.

How homophobe can you get?! FYI, AIDS is not just for people who are gay.

4. What’s long, black and stinks? The unemployment line.

Better hope you never end up there!

5. What’s a word that begins with N, ends in R and you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Phew! I was afraid of where that was going but come to think of it, this is still not right!

6. How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.

People say they can’t live without it!

7. What do you call a girl who’s just been run over by a car? Patty.

I almost choked on my peppermint candy with that one!

8. What’s green, slimy, and smells like Ms. Piggy? Kermit’s finger!

Don’t ruin my childhood!

9. What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Punch her.

How many times do I have to say a woman is not a machine? Punching a woman for not washing dishes is domestic abuse!

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