How stupid are you?

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How smart am I?

Don’t we all think we’re brilliant and everyone else is an utter idiot? And we want to show the rest of the world how ingenius we really are? Well, I’m sorry to disappoint you because you’re probably as much of an idiot as everyone else. So, you should instead be asking yourself the following:

How stupid am I?

So, you’re probably dumb. But the real challenge is to detect how idiotic you really are! Sorry if this quiz is too mean and insulting for you. If you can’t handle the upcoming tough questions, do another quiz, like “What makeup article are you?”

IQ Test

This is not an IQ test either. This quiz just sorts out how stupid you are. Yes, there are correct answers, and if you’re able to answer most questions correctly, you’re probably not stupid. Then you’re probably a cheater, a lucky son of a gun, or actually smart.

Good luck with this challenging quiz! And don’t forget to share it with your smartass friends!

Who is credited as the inventor of the atomic bomb?

  1. Bruno Haggard
  2. Nikola Tesla
  3. Albert Einstein
  4. Marie Curie
  5. Julius Robert Oppenheimer
  6. Adolf Hitler

Approximately how many books do you read each year?

  1. Over 20
  2. 2
  3. 0
  4. 10
  5. 1
  6. 5

Switzerland has several official languages. Which of the following is not one of them?

  1. Italian
  2. French
  3. All of the mentioned are wrong.
  4. Romansh
  5. Swiss
  6. German

What country is the furthest from the equator?

  1. Paraguay
  2. Kenya
  3. Tanzania
  4. Peru
  5. Angola
  6. Indonesia

Who wrote the novel "War and Peace?"

  1. Friedrich Schiller
  2. Sun Tzu
  3. Leo Tolstoy
  4. Fyodor Dostoevsky
  5. Shih Tzu
  6. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Which year did Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart die?

  1. 1722
  2. 1790
  3. 1879
  4. 1801
  5. 1726
  6. 1791

Who died first?

  1. Persekketus
  2. Cleopatra
  3. Gaius Iulius Caesar
  4. Ragnar Lodbrok
  5. Attila the Hun
  6. Charles the Great
  7. Philipp II of Macedon
  8. Alexander the Great

What’s an oxymoron?

  1. An ostensible self-contradiction.
  2. The repetition of the sound of an initial consonant.
  3. The representation of animals, inanimate objects and ideas as having human attributes.
  4. A playful compound of the words ox and moron.
  5. Nothing of the mentioned.
  6. The attempt to emulate a sound with words.

Do you believe in what’s considered conspiracy theories?

  1. No!
  2. I don’t believe in them, but some are still quite fascinating.
  3. Only in some.
  4. Yes!

What’s the capital of Slovakia?

  1. Zagreb
  2. Ljubljana
  3. Sofia
  4. Prague
  5. Bratislava
  6. Slovakia is part of the Czeck Republic, so it has no capital.

Which of the following is known as the happiness hormone?

  1. Thyme
  2. Adenine
  3. Testosterone
  4. Adrenaline
  5. Estrogen
  6. Dopamine

What's the first element in the periodic table?

  1. Hydrogen
  2. Helium
  3. Stultum
  4. Lithium
  5. Fedrogen
  6. Oxygen

"Fe" is the symbol of which element in the periodic table?

  1. Stultum
  2. Krypton
  3. Fermium
  4. Iron
  5. Lithium
  6. Fedrogen

Which layer of the atmosphere is closest to earth?

  1. Mesosphere
  2. None of the mentioned.
  3. Troposphere
  4. Exosphere
  5. Stratosphere
  6. Thermosphere

Which of the following is not a prime number?

  1. 71
  2. 45
  3. 2
  4. They’re all prime numbers.
  5. 29
  6. 7

What letter in the alphabet comes after H?

  1. I
  2. J
  3. L
  4. M
  5. K
  6. G

Which of the following facts about Japan is incorrect?

  1. The Japanese use around 12 billion chopsticks every year.
  2. The landscape consists of 70 % mountains.
  3. There are 20 different expressions for an apology.
  4. It has 6852 islands.
  5. Blowing your nose in public is considered rude.
  6. There are more pets than children in Japan.

Which of the following words is spelled incorrectly?

  1. Sacrilegious
  2. Wednesday
  3. Orangutan
  4. Mischievous
  5. Liquify
  6. Nauseous
  7. They are all correct

What is: (2 – 2 x 2 + 2) / 2

  1. 0.5
  2. 0
  3. -2
  4. 1
  5. 4
  6. 420

If written backward, the number "fourteen thousand five hundred and ninety-three" would be written as "thirty-nine thousand five hundred forty-one". Correct?

  1. Potato
  2. False
  3. True
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Results

  1. Smart son of a gun!

    You're actually smart, damn it!

    So, you've managed to answer a staggering amount of questions correctly – my congratulations. That means you're really smart, or a damn cheater. How did you do it? Be honest!

  2. A brick is smarter than you

    How you're still alive?

    Honestly, how did you manage to get as old as you are? I'm actually confused you made it this far in a quiz with your low IQ.

  3. You're pretty darn stupid

    You're so dumb!

    I seriously can't believe how dumb you are. Do you see this jar of pickles? It has a higher IQ than you do.

  4. IQ -100

    That's impossible ...

    How can a human being be so stupid? How are you even able to use your lungs? I'm puzzled. You're the living proof that everything is possible, even a negative IQ.

  5. Are you dumb on purpose?

    Seriously?

    Most of your answers were the worst a human being was able to give in this quiz. Tell me, are actually that stupid, or were you dumb on purpose?

  6. Go back to school!

    Please, use your brain!

    Could you do us all a favor and go back to school? Work hard, so your head doesn't start to rot away. You're really dull!

  7. Not totally stupid

    Well, you're not stupid,

    but you aren't smart either. You gave some correct answers and some that were almost correct. You're not a dead loss. Start to train your brain, and maybe you'll be a genius one day. Probably not, but you could at least try.

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