How many five year olds can you fight?

The time has come to finally settle one of the most important questions of them all: How many 5-year-olds could you beat in a fight?

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How many five year olds can you fight?

This is a question that has been asked time and time again, usually by parents who are concerned about their children’s safety. And it’s a valid question! After all, five-year-olds can be pretty feisty.

Now imagine you’re at a kindergarten with insane children that all want to attack you. How long could you withstand their onslaught? How many could you defeat before falling?

This quiz will put your fighting skills to the test and see how you stack up against some of the most fearsome five-year-olds around!

So, are you ready to find out how many five-year-olds you can fight? Let’s get started!

How does this quiz work?

This quiz takes into consideration a few different factors, such as your size, weight, strength, and experience in hand-to-hand combat. We also factor in the average size, weight, and strength of a five-year-old.

Once we have all of that information, we’ll be able to give you a pretty good idea of how many five-year-olds you could fight at once. And who knows, maybe you’ll even surprise yourself!

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Are you male or female?

  1. Male
  2. Female
  3. I'm male, but I always wear a jockstrap. Why? Because I'm very paranoid!
  4. I do not identify as male or female.

Describe your physique.

  1. Obese
  2. Overweight
  3. Average
  4. Slim
  5. Muscular

How long can your arms reach?

  1. Under a meter (under 3.28 ft)
  2. About one meter (3.28 ft)
  3. Over one meter (over 3.28 ft)

How tall are you?

  1. Very small
  2. Small
  3. Average
  4. Tall
  5. Gigantic

How old are you?

  1. Younger than 10
  2. 11-15
  3. 16-20
  4. 21-30
  5. 31-50
  6. 51-65
  7. Older than 66

How is your balance?

  1. I have a horrible balance!
  2. I have an average balance.
  3. I have a good balance.
  4. I do slacklining, so my balance is great.

How many fights have you won in your life?

  1. I've never been in a fight, so 0 %.
  2. 0 %
  3. 1-25 %
  4. 26-50 %
  5. 51-75 %
  6. 76-99 %
  7. 100 %

Do you have any experience in self-defense or martial arts?

  1. I have no experience at all.
  2. I know a little bit self-defense.
  3. I have a bit of experience in both.
  4. I can defend myself quite well.
  5. I'm highly skilled!

How would you fight the five year olds?

  1. I'd stay calm and let them attack me first.
  2. I'd be aggressive and terminate them one by one.
  3. It would be a mix of both.

How much stamina do you have?

  1. I have almost no stamina at all.
  2. I have a little bit of stamina.
  3. I have an average amount of stamina.
  4. I have lots of stamina!
  5. I am a power machine that never stops!

How dirty would you fight?

  1. I would fight them clean. They're kids, after all.
  2. I would fight a little bit dirty.
  3. I would do anything in my power to win!

Would you use a child a weapon?

  1. No!
  2. Maybe?
  3. Definitely!
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Results

  1. 0

    Well, that's a bummer!

    I expected you to beat at least a couple of five-year-olds ...

    Better luck next time! Maybe get in shape and beat up some three-year-olds to prepare for the next battle!

  2. 1

    Well ... It's better than none!

    I'm sure a single five-year-old wouldn't be much of a match for you! But as soon as they team up, you seem to be in trouble...

    Maybe you should try and take on two three-year-olds at the same time to prepare for the next battle!

  3. 3

    Well, at least you've beaten three.

    You're okayish in shape but should definitely try harder! Three five-year-olds is laughable!

    Beat up some three-year-olds for preparation!

  4. 5

    Not too shabby ... but not good either.

    Beating up five five-year-olds is tolerable. So you could at least defend yourself a bit from the younger ones.

    But you do not impress anyone with this performance!

  5. 10

    Good job!

    You can handle yourself pretty well against five-year-olds! Beating up ten of them is no small feat! Especially if they bite and scratch, right?

    You're definitely prepared for the next battle! Bring it on! Try beating up even more next time!

  6. 13

    Great job!

    You're a total badass when it comes to fighting five-year-olds! Beating up thirteen of them is no easy task!

    You're definitely prepared for the next battle! Bring it on! Try beating up even more next time!

  7. 17

    Wow!

    You're a total badass! Beating up seventeen five-year-olds is no small feat! You must be really strong and tough to take them all on at once!

    I'm sure you'll be able to take on anything that comes your way!

  8. 21

    Damn! You're tough!

    Beating up so many little ones must have been exhausting! You must be really strong and tough to take them all on at once!

    I'm sure you'll be able to take on anything that comes your way!

  9. 25

    Damn! You're tough!

    Beating up so many little ones must have been exhausting! You must be really strong and tough to take them all on at once!

    I'm sure you'll be able to take on anything that comes your way!

  10. 32

    Damn! You're tough!

    Beating up so many little ones must have been exhausting! You must be really strong and tough to take them all on at once!

    I'm sure you'll be able to take on anything that comes your way!

  11. 44

    Omg! That's so many! You're a total badass!

    If you can take on that many five-year-olds and come out victorious, then we have no doubt that you can handle anything life throws your way! You're strong, brave, unstoppable – and totally ruthless! You don't know when to stop!

    Don't be too proud of yourself.

  12. 65

    Damn! You've beaten up the entire kindergarten!

    You seem to be a demi-god! But are you proud of yourself for beating up so many five-year-olds? Come on; you're pretty ruthless!

    Don't be too proud of yourself!

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