Pokémon Pick-Up Lines
Are you a Pokémon lover? Do you have many Poke pals? If the answer is a resounding YES, check out these poke-riffic Pick-Up Lines that’ll make your friends feel all Jiggly(puff!)!
✍️ May 20, 2022📖 Content:
In a world full of boring and corny pick-up lines, stand out and express some love for your Pokémon fandom by using these on your girlfriends and/or boyfriends! You’ll surely have the time of your lives laughing and blushing at the craziness and hilariousness of these pick-up lines inspired by your favorite Pokémons!
Cheesy Pokémon Pick-Up Lines {#cheesy-pokemon-pick-up-lines} 🧀
Feeling cute today? Here are some cheesy pick-up lines you can use on your girlfriend or boyfriend to flatter and make them feel good about themselves. If they’re also a pokemon fan as you are, you are in for some major plus points!
1. You must be an HM move because I can’t seem to forget about you at all.
This will leave you speechless, for sure!
2. I think you’re a flareon because you’re a sexy fox, baby.
Flattery at its finest.
3. I think I’m a Milktank and I’m attracted to you!
This can really make a pokemon lover smile.
4. I need a Paralyze Heal because you’re stunning!
Caught you off guard, huh?
5. You must be a Rare Candy because I feel a level-up.
That’s just simply witty and cheesy!
6. You have successfully Weedle-d your way into my heart.
Aww! This is guaranteed to make anyone blush!
7. You must be a Beautifly because you’re looking absolutely Goldeen today, baby.
Pokémon Casanova right here, folks.
8. Are you a Magnemite? Because I’m attracted to you.
There really are a lot of creative ways to tell someone you like them in the pokemon world!
9. I must be a Ditto because I think I’ll be anything you want me to be.
Pokémon Love at its sweetest and finest!
10. I think you know Tail Whip because your beauty leaves me defenseless.
Pokémon way of telling someone that they’re beautiful.
11. You must know all about Flash because your smile could light up the Darkest Caves.
Tell this to someone with such a dazzling smile!
12. You and I must be Weedles. We could make a Kakuna and evolve together.
Another way of saying you think you’re meant to be.
13. How I wish I was an Abra so I could Teleport to wherever you are right now.
Subtle and creative way of telling someone you miss them.
14. You are Starmie and I am Staryu because we belong together.
This is the cutest line ever!
15. I don’t think you know this but your smile is stronger than a Hyper Beam.
Oh what a gorgeous smile you have!
Funny Pokémon Pick-Up Lines {#funny-pokemon-pick-up-lines} 😂
In the mood for some comedy? Make your friends and family laugh their asses out with these hilarious lines inspired by the different Pokémons. Make sure to deliver these at the right time to ensure that they get what you’re trying to say!
1. Come register your number to my PokeNav.
Creative way of getting someone’s number!
🤓 Suggested read: 👨🏻🔬 Top 50 Science Pick-Up Lines
2. I am your Nidoking, and you are my Nidoqueen.
It’s the sort of flattery that could also make you giggle.
3. You’re so cool that I’d need an Ice Heal just to come chill with you.
Ain’t that smooth?
4. I purposely slipped some Poison in your drink. Want the Antidote? Come go out with me!
Why you cunning little sweet talker!
5. Yveltal is red, Xerneas is blue, Fennekin is gorgeous, But not as gorgeous as you!
Another compliment that will catch you off guard and make you laugh at how it is.
6. You are more beautiful than a Beautifly.
Never thought that’s possible!
7. I must be a Pidgeotto because I’d gladly Gust your pants off.
Down, boy!
8. You’re even hotter than a Charizard’s breath!
You must be flaming hot, darling!
9. You’re so hot that you have the Volcano badge.
Another subtle way to compliment how sexy a person is.
10. Oh darling, you have such fine and nice Hoothoots!
Wink, wink!
11. Would you want to come and see my Safari Zone?
No matter what or where that is!
12. You must be a Hitmonlee because your body is kickin’.
Aren’t you the ultimate sweet talker?
🤓 Suggested read: Top 40 Gamer Pick-Up Lines
13. Darling, I must be a Mismagius because I’ll make all of your wildest dreams come true.
What are you waiting for?
14. You are the reason why there’s a “cool” in Tentacool.
Word!
15. You must be from the Hoenn Region because you’re the only HO I see.
Make sure you feel the vibe before you say this and they won’t take it the wrong way.
Dirty Pokémon Pick-Up Lines {#dirty-pokemon-pick-up-lines} 👅
Wanna spice things up with these naughty lines inspired by your favorite pokemons? Try them out but make sure that your audience/s is/are open-minded enough for your green jokes and perversity!
1.Woul you want to try rock polish on my Pokeballs?
Let your imagination take its flight, babe.
2. Oh baby, lemme see your Jigglypuffs.
Need I say more?
3. Can you please ride me like a horsea?
Yes, please?
4. Let me Squirtle on your Jiggleypuffs.
This is getting wilder and wilder, people.
5. Would you want to play with my Poke Balls?
I think it’s a definite YES!
6. I stare at your ass and my bulba soars.
Only true pokemon lovers will get this one!
7. Can you Squirtle in my Meowth?
Erotic enough for you, guys?
8. When I finally saw you, my Metapod used Harden.
You look so happy to see me!
9. Would you like to play my Poke Flute?
Blow it hard, darling.
10. Whenever you’re around, I’m like a Geodude…as hard as a rock!
Gosh, that will leave your girl breathless!
11. Hey babe, this Shellder wants to clamp onto your Slowpoke’s tail!
The question is would you let me?
12. How I wish I was a Seaking, so I could Horn Drill you!
Drill away, baby!
13. Can I Leech my Seeds into you?
Tough question, right?
14. I have been thinking about being able to Slowpoke your Cloyster.
Pokémon lovers would turn red if you tell them this line!
15. Darling, don’t make me Squirtle my Water Gun all over you!
Down, baby, down!
There you have it, Pokémon lovers, you’re more than ready to go out to the world and spread some Poke-love to your family and friends who also love Pokémon as much as you do!
Remember that these pick-up lines will only work on real Pokémon fans that’ll understand the inside jokes and characters from the movie/show.**
In need of more creative ideas to start conversations? Follow this link and have some awesome fun: Pick-Up Lines!
Ready to brush up on your flirting skills even more? These books can help you learn how to send the right signals, make a great first impression, and keep the spark alive in your relationships:
- Flirting: How to Flirt for Women Wanting to Date a High-Value Man, Including Seductive Body Language Techniques and a Guide to Get Your Ex Back
- How to Flirt with a Guy: A Girl’s Guide to Being Flirtatious and Getting the Guy You Want
- Flirt Fearlessly: The A to Z Guide to Getting Your Flirt On
- Dating Sucks, but You Don’t: The Modern Guy’s Guide to Total Confidence, Romantic Connection, and Finding the Perfect Partner
