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How does your cat plot your death?
Is your cat behaving strangely lately? Maybe it’s up to no good …
We all love our cats and think we know them – but do we actually? It turns out that cats are pretty good at hiding their true nature from us and that they may, in fact, be secretly plotting to kill us.
If you fear for your life because your cat is acting odd, you should better take this quiz and find out if your cat is plotting your death!
Take the quiz now before it is too late!
Signs your cat is trying to kill you
Studies have shown that 92.4 % of all cats have, at some point in their lives, attempted to kill their human. The reasons for this vary, but often it is because the cat feels that its human is not providing enough food, attention, or love. Or maybe the cat’s human is just standing between them and world domination.
Here are some signs that your cat is up to something sinister:
Your cat stares at you for long periods of time. Cats are known for their love of staring, but if your cat is doing that, it is a sign that it either sees you as a threat or as its prey.
Your cat always follows you around. This may just be a sign of affection, but it could also be that your cat is stalking you, waiting for the perfect moment to strike.
Your cat kneads you with its claws out. While this may feel good, it’s actually a sign that your cat sees you as its territory and is marking you with its scent while harnessing tiny drops of your blood with its claws.
Your cat brings you dead animals. This may seem like a gift, but it’s actually your cat’s way of saying, “I could kill you just as easily as I killed this mouse.”
Your cat always seems to be in a good mood. If your cat is always happy and purring, it may be because it knows it has you fooled and is just biding its time until it can make its move.
If you see any of these signs in your cat, be on the lookout – your life may be in danger!