Which type of smelly cheese are you?

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Cheese

Cheese, you love it, or you hate it. But if you hate it, why are you even here? Shoo, shoo!

So, now that we’ve got rid of the rabble, I can finally introduce you to this amazing quiz you don’t want to miss out on. Because you are dying to find out which smelly cheese you are, right? I just know it. You can’t continue your life without knowing this crucial part about you.

What are you waiting for? Take the Which type of smelly cheese are you? quiz right now! And don’t forget to share your result with your friends. There’s nothing better than bragging about how smelly you are.

Which cheese are you?

This is a tough question indeed. Our scientifically proven method can accurately determine how you smell and compare your odor with cheese to find your cheese counterpart. (Okay, maybe it’s not that accurate and far from scientific. But at least you can kill some time with this crazy quiz, right?)

Every human being on earth should take this quiz since it gives you vital information about yourself. This will be an eye-opening experience for you, my friend. Do you dare to find out which cheese you are?

Smelly cheese

Smelly cheese is the best. But sometimes, the smelliest cheese is too much to handle, especially if you belong to the poor folks with a very sensitive nose that can’t even smell Gouda without becoming nauseous.

So be warned: This quiz is stinky!

People drink gin because it's trendy.

  1. 0 - Totally disagree
  2. 1 - Disagree
  3. 2 - Somewhat disagree
  4. 3 - Somewhat agree
  5. 4 - Agree
  6. 5 - Totally agree

I'd love to be like Indiana Jones.

  1. 0 - Totally disagree
  2. 1 - Disagree
  3. 2 - Somewhat disagree
  4. 3 - Somewhat agree
  5. 4 - Agree
  6. 5 - Totally agree

I consider myself being gross.

  1. 0 - Totally disagree
  2. 1 - Disagree
  3. 2 - Somewhat disagree
  4. 3 - Somewhat agree
  5. 4 - Agree
  6. 5 - Totally agree

It's fun to let others smell your armpits.

  1. 0 - Totally disagree
  2. 1 - Disagree
  3. 2 - Somewhat disagree
  4. 3 - Somewhat agree
  5. 4 - Agree
  6. 5 - Totally agree

People often call me cute.

  1. 0 - Totally disagree
  2. 1 - Disagree
  3. 2 - Somewhat disagree
  4. 3 - Somewhat agree
  5. 4 - Agree
  6. 5 - Totally agree

I love my pets more than I love myself.

  1. 0 - Totally disagree
  2. 1 - Disagree
  3. 2 - Somewhat disagree
  4. 3 - Somewhat agree
  5. 4 - Agree
  6. 5 - Totally agree

Imagine being a piece of cheese in the supermarket, and everybody is just passing by without buying you. What do you think?

  1. Am I really that gross?
  2. Come on already! Buy me, eat me, kill me!
  3. The best is saved for last.
  4. It's alright. I didn't feel like being crushed alive by gnashing teeth today anyway.

I can handle stressful situations with a calm mind.

  1. 0 - Totally disagree
  2. 1 - Disagree
  3. 2 - Somewhat disagree
  4. 3 - Somewhat agree
  5. 4 - Agree
  6. 5 - Totally agree

I don't get what life is about.

  1. 0 - Totally disagree
  2. 1 - Disagree
  3. 2 - Somewhat disagree
  4. 3 - Somewhat agree
  5. 4 - Agree
  6. 5 - Totally agree

Sometimes, I consciously smell at my own farts.

  1. 0 - Totally disagree
  2. 1 - Disagree
  3. 2 - Somewhat disagree
  4. 3 - Somewhat agree
  5. 4 - Agree
  6. 5 - Totally agree

Cheese is love, cheese is life.

  1. 0 - Totally disagree
  2. 1 - Disagree
  3. 2 - Somewhat disagree
  4. 3 - Somewhat agree
  5. 4 - Agree
  6. 5 - Totally agree

So you are a piece of cheese, but who are your parents?

  1. Milk and time
  2. An udder and a pair of strong hands
  3. My parents are none of your business, creep!
  4. Chuck Norris

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Imagine being a piece of cheese and somebody taking a relishing bite out of you. What do you think?

  1. Oh my god, I must be so delicious!
  2. Stop it, that hurts!
  3. My children shall avenge my death, you bastard!
  4. You filthy animal can't stop drooling all over my voluptuous cheese body, can't you!
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Results

  1. Vieux-Boulogne

    You're a Vieux-Boulogne

    The Vieux-Boulogne is considered to be the smelliest cheese in the world, according to Cranfield University. Some say, it smells like wet earth and mushrooms with a hint of rotting leaves times a million, others say it smells more like a cow's behind.

    Well done, you're the king or queen of stinky cheese!

  2. Epoisse de Bourgogne

    You're an Epoisse de Bourgogne

    This French cheese from Burgundy has such an intense odor that it's even banned on French public transport!

    It's considered being the second smelliest cheese in the world. Only the Vieux-Boulogne is stronger.

    So you may reek like hell, but you're still not the king or queen of olfactory torments.

  3. Stinking Bishop

    You're a Stinking Bishop

    This artisanal, handmade cheese is only available in the UK in artisan food stores. While it's ripening, it's immersed in perry. This causes its distinct odor.

    It gained international attention because of the 2005 film "Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit", in which Gromit uses this exact cheese to revive Wallace. Because of that, the Stinking Bishop's cheesemaker had to hire more staff and increase production. So, you smell so bad it can even revive the dead!

  4. Limburger

    You're a Limburger

    This cheese is also known as Rommedoe and Herve. It's widely regarded as one of the stinkiest cheeses because it smells exactly like sweaty feet.

    Since mosquitos love to sting around the feet, Limburger is even used to create special mosquito traps! That's because the cause of foot smell is a common type of bacteria that is related to the one on the Limburger. So you're not just stinky, but a lifesaver too!

  5. Taleggio

    You're a Taleggio

    This may not be the smelliest cheese ever. While its aroma is very intense, its flavor is comparably mild. It's even regarded as being unusually fruity.

    So, you're like the prover "hard shell, soft core", just modified to "smelly on the outside, fruity on the inside."

  6. Gouda

    You're a Gouda

    Gouda is considered being one of the most popular cheeses worldwide because of its pleasant taste. Some say Gouda smells bad, but boy, are they wrong! Gouda is nothing compared to the other cheeses you could end up as in this quiz.

    So, you're not smelly at all. You smell pleasant and are very popular. Ew. So get lost, loser!

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