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Shrek has provided us with some truly memorable quotes over the years. The lovable green ogre has entertained us for decades, and there’s no doubt he’s one of the most popular characters in movie history.

If you’re a fan of the movies, then you’ll love this article. We’ve compiled a list of some of the best Shrek quotes for your enjoyment!

50 inspiring Shrek quotes

  1. “Don’t ever underestimate the importance of having a good friend.” – Shrek
  2. “It’s all ogre now.” – Shrek
  3. “Ogres are like onions. “Onions have layers. Ogres have layers.” – Shrek
  4. “You cry, you lose.” – Shrek
  5. “Don’t judge a book by its cover.” – Shrek
  6. “Don’t ever leave me, okay?” – Fiona
  7. “I’m not interested in being perfect. I’m interested in being myself.” – Shrek
  8. “There’s a lot more to me than you think.” – Shrek
  9. “After a while, you learn to ignore the names people call you and just trust who you are.” – Shrek
  10. “It’s better to be loved than feared.” – Shrek
  11. “You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly.” – Donkey
  12. “Actions speak louder than words.” – Donkey
  13. “Don’t worry, be happy.” – Donkey
  14. “And they live happily ever after.” – Fiona
  15. “Some of you may die, but its a sacrifice I’m willing to make.” – Lord Farquaad
  16. “This’ll be fun. We’ll stay up late, swapping manly stories in the morning… I’m making waffles!” – Donkey
  17. “Don’t ever change, okay?” – Shrek
  18. “Wow, only a true friend would be that truly honest.” – Donkey
  19. “I’m going to be a father. How did this happen?” — Shrek
  20. “I’m sorry, I know it’s not what you wanted to hear, but it’s the truth.” – Fiona
  21. “There’s nothing wrong with being a little different.” – Donkey
  22. “I’m not perfect, but I’m perfect for you.” – Shrek
  23. “I just know, before this is over, I’m gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitching.” – Donkey
  24. “Don’t die, Shrek. And if you see any long tunnels, stay away from the light!” - Donkey
  25. “Huh, celebrity marriages. They never last, do they?” – Donkey
  26. “You know what the best part of today was? I got the chance to fall in love with you all over again.” – Shrek
  27. “Although she lives with seven other men, she’s not easy.” – Magic Mirror
  28. “I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.” - Donkey
  29. “It’s gonna be champagne wishes and caviar dreams from now on.” – Donkey
  30. “I’m different, and that’s good. I’m different, and I like it that way.” – Shrek
  31. “No, not the buttons… not my gumdrop buttons!” - Gingerbread Man
  32. “You, uh, you don’t entertain much, do you?” - Donkey
  33. “But, I don’t understand. I’m supposed to be beautiful.” - Princess Fiona.
  34. “I’m not a puppet. I’m a real boy.” — Pinocchio
  35. “It doesn’t matter what people think about you. It only matters what you think about yourself.” – Shrek
  36. “There’s an arrow in your butt.” — Princess Fiona
  37. “He hoofed unt he poofed unt he… signed an eviction notice.” — Little Pig
  38. “Alright, nobody move. I’ve got a dragon, and I’m not afraid to use it.” - Donkey.
  39. “Well, my stomach aches and my palms just got sweaty, must be a high school.” – Shrek
  40. “Be yourself, because everyone else is already taken.” – Shrek
  41. “Eat me.” – Gingerbread Man
  42. “I’m not the monster here. You are. You and the rest of that fairy tale trash are poisoning my perfect world. Now tell me!” — Lord Farquaad
  43. “Do you think he’s maybe compensating for something?” - Shrek
  44. “It’s gonna be champagne wishes and caviar dreams from now on.” - Donkey
  45. “The world is full of monsters and demons, but we’re here to make them disappear.” – Shrek
  46. “There’s a lot more to life than being popular.” – Shrek
  47. “Fire up the ovens, Muffin Man! We’ve got a big order to fill.” - Gingerbread Man
  48. “Donkey, two things okay? Shut… up.” - Shrek.
  49. “You’re so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you’re afraid of your own feelings.” — Donkey
  50. “Don’t call me a hero. Do the brave thing and find somebody to save you.” – Shrek
  51. “There’s a lot more to me than meets the eye, you know.” – Shrek

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