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Are you a fan of Spongebob Squarepants? Spongebob Squarepants is one of the most beloved animated characters of all time. With his endearing personality, hilarious one-liners, and iconic catchphrases, he has captured the hearts of millions around the world.

But whether you are a die-hard fan or just love his hilarious quotes, there is something for everyone in this collection of the best Spongebob quotes. Check out these awesome Spongebob quotes to brighten your day and jumpstart your sense of humor!

Best Spongebob Squarepants quotes

  1. “Don’t worry, Squidward. I’m sure there’s a perfectly good explanation for all this.” - Spongebob Squarepants
  2. “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” - Patrick Star
  3. “I’m ugly, and I’m proud.” - Spongebob Squarepants
  4. “Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.” - Plankton.
  5. “I don’t need it, I don’t need it, I don’t need it, I don’t need it.” - Spongebob Squarepants
  6. “I’m not a baby, I’m a man… with a baby’s brain.” - Patrick Star
  7. “No need to worry, little buddy. I’m here for you.” - Spongebob Squarepants
  8. “I’m ready, I’m ready, I’m ready!” - Spongebob Squarepants
  9. “We’re gonna have fun today… whether you like it or not.” - Sandy Cheeks
  10. “Aaaaaaahhhhhh!” - Squidward Tentacles
  11. “I might as well sleep for 100 years or so.” - Squidward
  12. “No, Patrick! You’re doing it wrong! The point is to make the other person feel stupid, not yourself!” - Sandy Cheeks
  13. “Don’t forget, you’re here forever.” - Spongebob Squarepants
  14. “I’m not a genius, but I’m smart enough to know that I’m not a genius.” - Patrick Star
  15. “There’s only one Spongebob, and I’m it!” - Spongebob Squarepants
  16. " May I take your hat, sir? Oh, wait, you’re not wearing one." - Spongebob Squarepants
  17. “I’m not crazy, I’m just a little unwell.” - Spongebob Squarepants
  18. “You’re ugly, and your mom dresses you funny.” - Patrick Star
  19. “Don’t be a backseat driver, Sandy.” - Spongebob Squarepants
  20. “This is the worst day ever!” - Spongebob Squarepants
  21. “A five-letter word for happiness…money.” - Mr. Krabs.
  22. “Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you.” - Squidward Tentacles
  23. “All I needed was a pile of trash and a pair of googly eyes.” - Patrick Star
  24. “We’re all gonna die down here!” - Squidward
  25. “If you want something done right, do it yourself.” - Mr. Krabs
  26. “I can’t believe I fell for such a cheap, dirty trick!” - Squidward
  27. “Okay, Patrick, I’ve got you surrounded by all the giant seaweed in the sea.” - Spongebob Squarepants
  28. “You know what they say when life hands you lemons? Make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.” - Mr. Krabs
  29. “Well, I’ve got to go now because I have class with a beautiful mermaid.” - Spongebob Squarepants
  30. “Where’s my money?!” - Mr. Krabs
  31. “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” - Squidward Tentacles
  32. “Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.” - Mr. Krabs
  33. “Oh my gosh! You have the same exact personality as me!” - Patrick Star
  34. “It’s me: Your best friend, your worst enemy!” - Plankton
  35. “I don’t even know what a krabby patty is.” - Spongebob Squarepants
  36. “You’re not a genius, you’re just stupid! Stupid, stupid, stupid!” - Patrick Star
  37. “No one will ever take my place in your heart…or in Bikini Bottom’s.” - Squidward
  38. “I’m gonna teach you the meaning of pain!” - Sandy Cheeks
  39. “You’re not going anywhere until I get my Krabby Patty!” - Sandy Cheeks
  40. “You can never have too much fun!” - Spongebob Squarepants
  41. “So this is what it feels like to be popular.” - Sandy Cheeks
  42. “Spongebob, you’re fired!” - Mr. Krabs
  43. “No, no, no! It’s all a matter of perspective.” - Spongebob Squarepants
  44. “When in doubt…do nothing.” - Patrick Star
  45. “I’m not some stupid animal! I’m a sponge!” - Spongebob Squarepants
  46. “I have no idea what’s going on here, but I love it!” - Spongebob Squarepants
  47. “Chocolate is the answer, no matter what the question is.” - Sandy Cheeks
  48. “You know what they say: ‘If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.’” - Mr. Krabs
  49. “What’s the big idea? I was in the middle of a beauty nap!” - Sandy Cheeks
  50. “Oh, I’m sorry…were you using this brain?” - Patrick Star

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