The Office Pick-Up Lines 🗃️
Want to add some Dunder Mifflin flair to your dating game? Our collection of The Office pick-up lines has got you covered. Whether you're a Jim or a Pam, these lines will leave you smirking and striking up conversations. Get ready to channel your inner Scranton charm!
✍️ October 18, 2023
One of the most beloved TV shows of all time, The Office has captured the hearts and minds of viewers with its relatable characters and hilarious antics. And while it may be a workplace comedy, there’s no denying that love is also a major theme throughout the series.
So, why not inject some Dunder Mifflin flair into your dating game using pick-up lines inspired by The Office? Whether you’re a Jim or a Pam, these lines are sure to make you stand out and charm your potential love interest, regardless if you’re in an office affair or just the dating scene.
👉 Haven’t seen this iconic show yet? Catch up on all the seasons below:
Best The Office Pick-Up Lines
Ready to be the Michael Scott of your dating life? These pick-up lines are inspired by some of the most memorable moments and characters from The Office.
From cringe-worthy to hilarious, try these lines out and see where they take you. Just remember, use them with caution as some people may not appreciate your Dunder Mifflin humor!
1. You’re the deuce I never want to drop.
Hold on tight!
2. Date (your name), nice to meet me.
If you get it, then you know.
3. Is it beet season? Because you look ripe and ready for picking.
A classic from Dwight Schrute.
4. I just want to be friends. And a little extra. Also, I love you.
Something a little cute.
5. I’m hot, you’re hot, let’s get it poppin.
An iconic line from the one and only Ryan Howard.
6. You are so little and petite but to me, you are extra extra sweet.
Sweet and subtle.
7. So where does a person, such as yourself find herself employed, on a day such as today?
Don’t worry, we won’t tell on your cheesy use of a famous line…
8. You are an impressive specimen.
A callback to the arcade scene.
9. Who’s your worm guy?
Brilliant.
10. Are you from accounting? Because I was ac-counting on seeing you again.
Count on this one to make them laugh.
11. I love the smell of bacon on a woman, and I think you’d smell great.
Tell your special someone they smell great!
12. Call today a Pretzel day the way you’re twisting my heart.
Yum!
13. My ideal date is either a walk under the stars or just get lazy and crazy with the sitcom ‘The Office’.
A perfect date for any Office fan.
Funny The Office Pick-Up Lines
Working on your comedy routine? These pick-up lines are sure to make both you and your potential love interest laugh. Just remember, timing and delivery are everything!
1. Do you like being alone with me right now?
Just wanted to check!
2. Let me tell you one thing, I’m going to be a good date tonight.
A new twist on the mom line.
3. … That’s what she said.
Best line to say after somebody blurts out an innuendo.
4. Was it just me or did you think we were going to have a date at some point?
Honesty is key.
5. If I was in prison, you would be my b*tch.
Michael Scott levels of humor.
6. You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen outside of a really filthy magazine.
Not for the faint-hearted!
7. You’re cool. I hope we can be Facebook friends.
Because that’s what matters nowadays.
8. Do you like kids? Because I am ready to make some.
A little creepy, but still funny in a Michael Scott kind of way.
9. You must be from Jamaica, because Ja-makin’-me crazy!
Geography jokes, anyone?
10. I have a really good feeling about this date.
Just don’t mention the Dundie Awards…
11. You’re the secretary, but also a woman, which means subconsciously you want me to grab your b*tt.
Make sure to use this line on someone who’s seen the show and understands the reference!
12. If we end up together, there will be fire.
Baby, we’re a flame.
👉 Dating doesn’t have to be all seriousness! Inject humor into your approach with our compilation of the funniest pick-up lines here.
Cheesy The Office Pick-Up Lines
Sometimes, it’s the cheesiest lines that work the best in breaking the ice and making a connection. So channel your inner Michael Scott and try out these cheesy pick-up lines inspired by The Office.
1. Is your name Ryan? Because you started this fire in my heart with your love.
Well, Ryan started an actual fire in the series, though.
2. I can wait for you just as long as I can wait for another season of ‘The Office’.
Talk about hardcore patience, right?
3. No question about it, for you, I am willing to get hurt again.
Getting back to the dating world after a heartbreak-induced hiatus might be challenging but it’s worth it if you’re doing it for The One!
4. Uhmmm… I…uhmm, I get very nervous talking to pretty girls.
Here’s a classic move for all you hopeless romantics out there.
5. I love you like a marketer loves reporting.
Workaholics can be real romantics, too!
6. Are you for real or are you a Holly-Gram?
Because you’re so perfect!
7. I think you’re great with the copy machine because I want to reproduce with you.
A little naughtiness to spice up a boring day in the office just like in the show!
8. You need to file a workplace safety incident report because I just fell for you.
Smooth move, Office Boy!
9. We’re working on a timeline so let’s get to know each other as much as we can.
This is how you trick someone into dating you in The Office!
10. My plan A was to marry you a long time ago… pretty much on the day I met you.
Funny, witty and definitely something that would happen to Jim and Pam who ended up together!
11. You make me so happier than watching an episode of The Office.
Because nothing beats the joy of watching your favorite show and connecting with someone at the same time.
12. Want to dance with me tonight so I can whisper to you several times that we are soup snakes?
How iconic.
The office pick-up lines for Tinder
Swiping right on Tinder but can’t find the perfect opening line? Grab attention and make your match laugh with these Office-inspired pick-up lines, perfect for online dating.
1. Are you a Dundie Award? Because you’re definitely the best in the office.
A surefire way to flatter your match.
2. Can I wake up to the smell of bacon and your company every morning?
Because who doesn’t love breakfast in bed?
3. Mondays suck… but they’d be better with a date.
Interested?
4. What’s the deal with meetings? Can’t they all be dates instead?
Because let’s face it, corporate meetings can be a drag.
5. I want to be wined, dined, and 69ed.
Wait, no, don’t send that…I mean… I want to wine and dine you on a fancy date.
6. This cat’s got 9 lives, and a 9 inch…
Okay, that’s enough!
7. I’m not superstitious but I am a little stitious.
Want to grab a drink and discuss it? A clever twist on Michael Scott’s famous quote.
8. Any good with Excel? Because I want to spread those sheets with you tonight.
A little cheesy, but still effective!
9. Have I ever told you how much I appreciate the finer things in life? Like Netflix and chilling to The Office?
Because who doesn’t love a good TV binge session?
10. I just want us to be friends plus a little extra. Also, I love you.
No pressure though.
11. Let’s skip the small talk and just binge-watch The Office together?
The perfect date for any Office fan, no doubt.
Go forth, Dunder Mifflin fans, and use these pick-up lines to add some Office charm to your dating game. Whether you’re looking for a fling or a long-term relationship, these lines are sure to make an impression.
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Ready to brush up on your flirting skills even more? These books can help you learn how to send the right signals, make a great first impression, and keep the spark alive in your relationships:
- Flirting: How to Flirt for Women Wanting to Date a High-Value Man, Including Seductive Body Language Techniques and a Guide to Get Your Ex Back
- How to Flirt with a Guy: A Girl’s Guide to Being Flirtatious and Getting the Guy You Want
- Flirt Fearlessly: The A to Z Guide to Getting Your Flirt On
- Dating Sucks, but You Don’t: The Modern Guy’s Guide to Total Confidence, Romantic Connection, and Finding the Perfect Partner
