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Funny Horse Puns

If you like silly dad jokes or just bad jokes overall, funny horse puns are definitely for you. Read along, and you’ll find your throat hoarse from laughing out loud.

These are funny horse puns straight from the horse’s mouth!

1. What do you call a horse who lives next door? Neighbor!

They must like making rounds inside the neighborhood.

2. Why do foals get into trouble? They like to foal around.

It’s a phase everyone goes through.

3. How does an optimist horse look at life? Like a glass hoof full!

Glass hoof full of grass juice!

4. Why did the foal chew with its mouth full? It didn’t have stable manners.

Foals should be taught stable manners early.

5. Where do horses go when they’re sick? The Horse-pital.

All horses deserve to live happy healthy lives!

6. Why was the horse panicking when it woke up? Because it was having a night-mare.

It’s like a mare that comes at night.

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7. Why were they going so slow? Because they needed more horsepower.

Because only horses have the power!

8. What condiment do horses like the most? Mayo-neighs.

Does it go well with grass vegan hotdogs?

9. Why did the horse bride not attend her wedding? She got colt feet.

At least she knew when to run.

10. What is a horse’s favorite guilty pleasure? Fast food.

Only fast food for fast horses.

11. What do you call a mentally balanced horse? Stable.

Sometimes we all need a bit of horse counseling.

12. What weather do horses like the most? Rein-y weather.

If they’re like me, they probably enjoy the smell of wet grass!

13. Why did the horse receive an award? Because it was outstanding in its field of expertise.

Horses are exceptionally good at their field!

14. What is a horse’s favorite TikTok dance? Now watch me whip. Now watch me neigh neigh.

It will never get old!

15. Why did the horse not like being promoted? It was going to be saddled with more responsibility.

He wanted to be free and reinless.

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Horse Puns Names

You know famous people have become really popular when puns are made from their names. It’s the same thing for animals, and horses are one of the most popular animals that people admire!

Check out these clever and cute horse puns names that will tickle your fancy and make you whinny in excitement!

1. Hoof Jackman

According to my horse, Hoof Jackman is one of the best Wolverine actors in the business.

2. David Hasselhoof

Horses love him in the TV show Baywatch! The way he trots along the beach is especially memorable.

3. Neigh-braska

Horses living in Neigh-braska are lucky. They’re always surrounded by nature and fellow horses!

4. Britney Spurs

Horses like Britney Spurs, but they don’t like her song, “Hit Me Baby One More Time” for some reason.

5. Jon Bon Pony

Back in the 90s, horses loved to listen to songs by Jon Bon Pony!

6. Chardon-hay

Horses love this wine because it packs quite a punch!

7. Thanorse

If you’re going to make an Avengers movie but with horses, the biggest villain should be Thanorse!

8. SpongeBob HorsePants

Ponies love watching the cartoon SpongeBob HorsePants!

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9. Whinny the Pooh

My horse’s favorite cartoon character is Whinny the Pooh.

10. Alanis Mare-issette

My horse was going through an emo phase and only wanted to listen to Alanis Mare-issette.

11. Tina Hay

If Tina Fey made a movie about mean girls, Tina Hay made a movie about mean mares, female horses!

12. Edgar Allan Pony

Horses who are into classic literature love Edgar Allan Pony.

13. Usain Colt

Horse racers look up to the Usain Colt the most. He’s so fast, he runs like the wind.

14. Hay Jude

My horse likes listening to the Beatles. It likes listening to Hay Jude. Just take a sad song and make it better!

15. Harry Trotter

Horses love the movie Harry Trotter. It’s so magical!

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Flirty Horse Puns

A quick way to win someone’s heart is by making them laugh. What else says “I love you” more than flirty puns? If your special someone likes horses and especially likes silly puns, then we have the best flirty horse puns for you.

Instead of sending them flowers, make them fall for you with these flirty horse puns!

1. Cud you go on a date with me?

Don’t just chew me up and spit me out.

2. Would you like to be my mane man?

They say confidence is one of the most attractive traits you look for in a partner.

3. You mean so much to me, you’re my better hoof.

Two hooves are better than one.

4. Hay, I herd you wanted my number.

I’m not surprised. I have herds of people wanting me.

5. I’ll be honest, I think you’re such a stud.

It’s like you’re made for breeding.

6. You make me laugh so much you’re hay-larious.

I can just gobble you up the whole day!

7. You will always be the centaur of my attention.

Let’s make a hybrid of you and me!

8. I can’t help it but be a spur of a moment person when I’m around you.

You can direct my movement anytime.

9. I like it when you’re not afraid to make a foal of yourself.

There’s a certain charm to someone who embraces his childish self.

10. Why don’t we go to bed? It’s pasture bedtime.

I have a bed with your name written on it.

11. You make my heart go giddy yup.

It jumps outside of my chest when you’re around.

12. I think I’ve foal-in in love with you.

It’s like puppy love.

13. Oh, hay. Want to go out for a ride later?

I’ll give you a ride on my back!

14. Do you want to grab some dinner later? Hay or neigh?

Hay to dinner and drinks!

15. You can be my Jockey and I’ll be your noble steed.

You can lead me wherever you want.

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Horse Puns One Liners

Horse jokes puns are hilarious already, but some jokes take some time to set up. If you want to go straight for the laughs, you should go with horse puns one-liners where the punchline is immediately obvious.

The faster people get the joke. The quicker everyone will be laughing! Here are some of the funniest horse puns one-liners that will quickly stirrup laughs!

1. A pony near here has a sore throat. He’s a little hoarse.

Poor pony!

2. Rein it in with the gossip! You’ll stirrup trouble.

Don’t stirrup the pot.

3. Let’s skip the opening act. I only care to see the mane event.

The mane is what it’s about.

4. It pays to be financially stable!

The stable is where the heart is.

5. My horse is such a bad dancer. It’s like he has two left hooves.

What’s important is to dance like no one’s watching.

6. The two horses are in a lawn distance relationship.

The lawn is too wide for these two.

7. Why the long face?

The sadder I am, the longer my face gets.

8. A zebra is just a horse that escaped prison.

Even if you try to hide, we will find you.

9. I asked my dad for a Mustang and got a horse instead.

Is this what you call a generation gap?

10. My horse likes Tom Hanks because of the movie Forrest Jump.

Jump, Forrest, jump!

11. Just like donkeys, horses need ass too.

Everyone needs ass too!

12. I’m starving. I can eat a horse!

This is horse cannibalism.

13. Whenever someone owes me something, I expect them to pony up.

You owe me a pony.

14. I saw a horse that glowed in the dark once. It was rodeo active.

This horse has a special glow-in-the-dark skill.

15. I know a band called The Foals and they have a huge colt following.

They’re quite popular with young people.

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