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😂 Funny pick-up lines

The crème de la crème of pick-up lines are probably the funny ones. Let’s be honest, who doesn’t like to laugh lustily? Even if you don’t have any plans to pick someone up, you’re sure to make people smile. Some of these pick-up lines are just funny, others a bit embarrassing, some even quite bold.

Even if you often get to the heart of the matter, you can sometimes go too far with them and overstate the case. Many of these pick-up lines can be perceived as a bit intrusive or even sexist. However, this also depends on the person you are approaching. So always pay attention to the situation and the people you’re trying to talk to, then nothing should go wrong.

But if you’re holding a competition to find out who knows the funniest pick-up line, you’ve come to the right place. Dig your way through this list and have a ball.

Have fun and success with our list of the 50 funniest pick-up lines!

1. If I asked you about a date, would the answer be the same as the answer to this question?

2. Are you the terms of use? Because whatever you say, I’ll agree.

3. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it back.

4. You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop!

5. My mom thinks I’m gay. Do you help me convince her of the opposite?

6. I have to complain to Spotify because they didn’t list you as “this week’s hottest single”.

7. Something is wrong with my cell phone. Could you call me to see if it still rings?

8. What has thirty-six teeth that is holding back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

9. Don’t we know each other? Because you look like my next boyfriend/girlfriend!

10. Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

11. I’m sorry, but I have to ask you to leave. Next to you, the other men/women look bad.

12. If nothing lasts forever, would you like to be my nothing?

13. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants!

14. Who still needs heroin when they have you?

15. You’re so sweet, I get a toothache.

16. Damn it, is your name Wi-Fi? I see we have a connection!

17. I know you have big plans today, but can you put me on your to-do list?

18. I should ask rent from you for as much time as you spend in my head!

19. Can I give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, no problem, you are welcome to return it.

20. Hey, my name is Ken. Do you want to be my Barbie?

21. Are you a time traveler? Or why do I see my future right now?

22. I believe in following your dreams. What’s your name on Instagram?

23. You really have some great curves, but your smile is the most beautiful one.

24. Forget about Superman, Batman, Spiderman, and Ironman. I am “Yourman”.

25. Can you step away from the bar, please? Because of you, all the ice is melting!

26. If you were a YouTube ad, I wouldn’t skip you.

27. Your body is 75% water, and I am thirsty.

28. Save water and shower with me.

29. The way you look, you were just waiting for me!

30. Are your parents architects? You’re damn well built!

31. Let’s play a game: the loser kisses the winner.

32. Are you the square root of -1? Because you can’t be real!

33. Do you want to feel my t-shirt? It’s made of boyfriend/girlfriend material.

34. Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice.

35. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10, I see!

36. Hey, I’m new in town. Do you want to show me the way to your home?

37. Here I am. What are your other two wishes?

38. Finally, the right person for my bed linen!

39. Are you from Australia? Because I see that you have some great koala-fications.

40. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

41. Did you work in a nuclear power plant? Because you are glowing!

42. Do you know what the gaps between your fingers are for? So that my fingers can slip in.

43. The newspaper recently said that kissing makes you happy. Can I make you happy?

44. Are your parents terrorists? Because you’re like a bomb!

45. If you were a Transformer, you would be “Optimus Fine”.

46. You are so beautiful it hurts to look at you.

47. You have so many curves, and I have no brakes!

48. You may not be my type, but I’m quite tolerant.

49. I have a free socket for your charging cable next to the bed.

50. What do I have to do to get you to drunk dial me?


That was our list of the 50 funniest pick-up lines. We hope you enjoyed them, had your fun, and will have some success with them - if only you can make some people laugh. Spreading joy is never wrong.

If you need more pick-up lines and want to see our best selection, you can also have a look at our article with the best pick-up lines. Try them, they are sure to knock your socks off! Have fun!

✍️  August 29, 2020

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