Funny Pick-Up Lines
Bring laughter to your dating life with our compilation of the funniest pick-up lines. Impress and amuse with these witty conversation starters!
✍️ October 6, 2023
Who says flirting has to be serious? Humor is one of the best ways to break the ice and make a good first impression. And it can even make you look more attractive in the eyes of your date!
Whether you’re looking for a fling or a serious relationship, using the right pick-up lines can make all the difference. So, we’ve compiled a list of the funniest pick-up lines to help you bring laughter to your dating life and in your arsenal of conversation starters.
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Funny pick-up lines
The crème de la crème of pick-up lines are probably the funny ones. They require a little more creativity and cleverness, but the payoff can be huge.
So, why not try these funny pick-up lines on your crush and see if they fall for the classic charm:
1. If you were a Transformer, you would be “Optimus Fine”.
For the nerds.
2. The newspaper recently said that kissing makes you happy. Can I make you happy?
Old school.
3. Do you know what the gaps between your fingers are for? So that my fingers can slip in.
Hand-holding, cute.
4. If beauty could kill, then you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
Thanks for calling me a terrorist.
5. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
I am this hot, but thanks for asking.
6. Hi, I’m Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
A jab at the always crashing Windows.
7. Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
The aussies are gonna love this one.
8. To quote the poet Katy Perry, “You make me feel like I’m living a teenage dream.”
From the icon herself.
9. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
This search engine can’t get enough of you.
10. Are you an alien because you just abducted my heart?
Intergalactic love, anyone?
11. Excuse me, miss, do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Ouch!
12. Did you work in a nuclear power plant? Because you are glowing!
For the science enthusiasts.
13. I didn’t know angels could fly so low.
An angel on earth.
14. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Smooth talker.
15. Let’s taco ‘bout how amazing you are over tacos and margaritas next week
Yum!
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Hilarious pick-up lines
Ready to make your date laugh out loud? These hilarious pick-up lines will do just that. But, beware, they might also make them roll their eyes or spit out their drink.
So, use them wisely and only if you’re ready to handle their reaction. And remember, timing is everything when it comes to humor.
1. Here I am! What are your other two wishes?
Are you a genie?
2. Are you the terms of use? Because whatever you say, I’ll agree.
Fine to skim this one!
3. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it back.
A poopy line.
4. You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop!
Tech-savvy.
5. My mom thinks I’m gay. Do you help me convince her of the opposite?
Let’s challenge stereotypes!
6. I have to complain to Spotify because they didn’t list you as “this week’s hottest single”.
Down for some lyrical humor?
7. Something is wrong with my cell phone. Could you call me to see if it still rings?
Put those digits in!
8. What has thirty-six teeth that is holding back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
Let’s fix that.
9. Don’t we know each other? Because you look like my next boyfriend/girlfriend!
Future-telling, anyone?
10. Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Let’s get to stripping!
11. I’m sorry, but I have to ask you to leave. Next to you, the other men/women look bad.
You just look so damn good.
12. If nothing lasts forever, would you like to be my nothing?
How smooth.
13. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants!
Cheesy.
14. Who still needs heroin when they have you?
Drugs are bad, everyone.
15. You’re so sweet, I get a toothache.
Anyone know a dentist?
16. Damn it, is your name Wi-Fi? I see we have a connection!
For all the tech-savvy folks!
17. I know you have big plans today, but can you put me on your to-do list?
Ah, this timeless classic.
18. I should ask rent from you for as much time as you spend in my head!
You’re going to make me a landlord.
19. Can I give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, no problem, you are welcome to return it.
Hey, I also have a return policy.
20. Hey, my name is Ken. Do you want to be my Barbie?
For all the toy-lovers out there.
21. Are you a time traveler? Or why do I see my future right now?
Back to the future.
22. I believe in following your dreams. What’s your name on Instagram?
Gotta get that handle.
23. You really have some great curves, but your smile is the most beautiful one.
Beauty in every form.
24. Forget about Superman, Batman, Spiderman, and Ironman. I am “Yourman”.
Your superhero!
25. Can you step away from the bar, please? Because of you, all the ice is melting!
Climate change, baby!
26. If you were a YouTube ad, I wouldn’t skip you.
The only ad I wouldn’t mind.
27. Your body is 75% water, and I am thirsty.
Hydrate me, please?
28. Save water and shower with me.
Let’s save the planet together!
29. Are your parents architects? You’re damn well built!
Architecture humor for the win.
31. Are you the square root of -1? Because you can’t be real!
Math jokes, funny!
32. Hey, I’m new in town. Do you want to show me the way to your home?
I mean, around the city.
33. Finally, the right person for my bed linen!
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Whether you’re looking for a cheesy one-liner or a smooth conversation starter, these pick-up lines are sure to impress and amuse. Use them at your own risk, but don’t forget to have fun and be yourself, that’s the most attractive quality of all!
Ready to brush up on your flirting skills even more? These books can help you learn how to send the right signals, make a great first impression, and keep the spark alive in your relationships:
- Flirting: How to Flirt for Women Wanting to Date a High-Value Man, Including Seductive Body Language Techniques and a Guide to Get Your Ex Back
- How to Flirt with a Guy: A Girl’s Guide to Being Flirtatious and Getting the Guy You Want
- Flirt Fearlessly: The A to Z Guide to Getting Your Flirt On
- Dating Sucks, but You Don’t: The Modern Guy’s Guide to Total Confidence, Romantic Connection, and Finding the Perfect Partner
