Fruit Puns
Slip some fruit jokes and puns into your conversations to add a little sweetness that will make people smile first before they realize it’s corny! Fruit puns can be sweet, funny, and totally cute! They’re perfect for making your day a little sweeter!
✍️ December 20, 2021
What could be more fun than fruit puns? These little jokes are a great way to lighten the mood and have a good laugh together. They’re simple, silly, and always make people smile.
Puns are jokes that play on different meanings of words in order to create a funny situation. We collected over 40 pear-fect fruit puns to work up your appetite for fruits!
Funny Fruit Puns
With so many fruits available, there are so many you can turn into funny fruit puns! Orange you glad that there’s a wide variety of fruit puns that you can make? Have fun coming up with the pear-fect fruit pun that will make your friends dissolve into giggles! Enjoy our favourite fruit puns!
If you don’t have time to make up puns on the spot, here are some berry funny fruit puns that you can use the next time you meet up with friends!
1. A sad strawberry is commonly known as a blueberry.
I love to binge eat both when I’m feeling sad.
2. The angry orange told the other orange to citra ass down!
That orange totally lost its cool!
3. Citrus fruit juices are always getting attention because they are in the limelight.
They’re just so refreshing!
4. I love you from my head tomato.
Tomahto - tomayto, I love you too!
5. The kiwi got fired from the orange juice factory because she could not concentrate enough.
I feel bad for the kiwi, but I still prefer blood orange juice though.
6. The only dates I am getting are the ones that are eaten.
I don’t know if I should be proud or sad about this.
7. The peach teacher advised his students to always practice what they peached.
Pear pressure!
8. The reason oranges have little trouble getting dates is because they tend to be very a-peeling.
I want to be as appealing as oranges and go on dates!
9. After her parents saw the failing grades on her report card, her papaya wouldn’t let her go to the party.
It’s called tough love!
10. A pineapple a day keeps the worries away.
Let’s put lots of pineapples in your fruit basket!
11. Going bananas is overrated. Go pineapples instead.
Let’s hop aboard the pineapple express!
12. I love when you call me papaya.
I love it too! I thought of calling you sweetheart, but I wanted something a little more unique!
13. You’re so fig-gin amazing!
Thanks! You’re freaking awesome too!
14. Do you know how to make a strawberry shake? Just put it in the freezer!
Okay, I don’t know what I think about this strawberry pun.
15. What do you say to your ex-boyfriend’s new lover? Yeah, he’s a giant peach of work.
And he doesn’t guava clue! Just get over him with this peach pun!
16. He’s got a sick feeling in the pit of his stomach.
Maybe he planted a seed of hope!
17. Have you heard that the bunch of bananas decided to go to the doctor because they weren’t peeling good?
Wow, that’s one of the bad fruit puns.
👉 Want something else to laugh about aside from fruit puns? Check out our list of 75 funny puns that will brighten anyone’s day!
Cute Fruit Puns
Looking for something cute to say that will make people melt at the utter cuteness? Why not use some funny cute fruit puns? Since a lot of fruits are sweet and look pretty, it’s so easy to come up with cute fruit puns! Warning! It might even bring out your inner baby voice too! Let’s have a fruitful discussion!
Enjoy our collection of fruit puns!
1. I love you berry much.
I love berries, and I love you very much!
2. Orange you so sweet?
Awww, aren’t you the best at saying what I want to hear?
3. You have got a peach of my heart.
Just a piece? I want your whole heart!
4. You hold the kiwi to my heart.
You also have the key to my heart since the day we first met!
5. Be like a pineapple – always wear your crown.
Don’t forget we’re all queens!
6. You’re like an orange. You’ve got a zest for life!
Let’s celebrate all those cheesy fruit jokes!
7. I am so grapeful to have you in my life.
I’m grateful that I found you, and I never want to let you go!
8. I cherry-ish you.
Here, let’s eat cherries together! Ok, I’ll say it. I cherish you too!
9. I’m bananas for you, let’s never split.
Let’s just enjoy eating banana splits together forever!
10. Lime all yours.
That’s a cheap fruit line. I’m sorry, I’m bad at pickup limes.
11. You are juice the cutest.
Of course, I’m cute!
12. The two newly married nectarines said that they are made for peach other.
Glad they found each other!
13. Snow White and the prince lived apple-y ever after.
That’s what I call a great apple fruit pun. Good thing Snow White didn’t get traumatized by apples!
14. I guava soft spot for fruit puns.
Especially for those about tropical fruits!
15. Can you hold this until lime ready?
Of course, I will always listen to your lime pun!
16. Do you know what to banana peels on the ground are colled? A pair of slippers!
That’s one of the best banana puns.
👉 Don’t be a wallflower and throw in these conversation starters to get everyone talking!
Fruit and Vegetable Puns
Eating fruits and vegetables is one way to stay healthy. If laughter is the best medicine in the world, then laughing at puns about fruits and vegetables is another easy way to keep your body and mind in good health!
Good thing we have put together a list of fruit and vegetable puns that you can share anytime you want!
Share some laughs with these fruit and vegetable puns!
1. Grape minds think alike.
Great minds think alike, but dirty minds work together!
2. Here, pear, and everywhere.
I’m seeing pears everywhere!
3. It’s a pear-fect day for a picnic.
Let’s take some pears when we go on our picnic!
4. Olive you so much.
I love you more!
5. Keep calm and carrot on.
When you’re trying to eat healthily, you need to eat carrots!
6. I yam what I yam.
I am what I am. Take me or leave me!
7. I don’t carrot at all.
You don’t want to reach a point when you don’t care anymore!
8. I’m so grape-ful for you.
I’m thankful for you too!
9. What is green and goes to camp? A brussels scout.
Brussel sprouts are not so bad!
10. What do you call a vegetable heist? A farmed robbery.
The robbery happened on a farm of course!
11. Lettuce the thankful that this place is so quiet and there is so much peas.
I am thankful to have a meal with so much greens.
12. Why did cauliflower try to cheer up broccoli? It was feeling a little melon-ccoli.
When you’re feeling melancholy, a good friend can cheer you up!
13. This avocado guaced my world!
I have chips! Where can I find guacamole that can rock my world?
14. The farmer thinks he did a grape job raisin these baby fruits!
And he enjoys these grape puns for sure!
15. What do you call a bunch of star fruits playing instruments together? A jam session!
I don’t have to explain the fruit punch line, or do I?
👉 There’s a lot more to laugh about if you think of other food too! Check out these food puns that will absolutely crack you up!
Bonus: Fruit Puns Pick up Lines
Want to get more creative when you flirt with someone? Try out these fruit puns pick up lines and see if the person you’re crushing on has a sense of humor!
Even if your fruit puns belong to the corny fruit jokes, you might still get a smile or even a date if you’re lucky! And if not, at least it will increase your desire for fruits!
Shoot your shot with these fruit puns pick up lines! Check out our adorkable fruit puns!
1. Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Yes, I do know I look good!
2. The fruit of the tree of life just called. It wants its sweetness back.
Haha! Am I really that sweet?
3. Baby, if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.
Does that line really work?
4. Hey girl, do you eat a lot of mangoes? Because you make a man go crazy!
This one made me smile. A little.
5. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, so you must come from a family of hotties.
No. Just no.
6. You are one in a melon! There’s no one else for me!
I bet you say that to all the girls!
7. I am bananas about you!
Are you telling me your crazy for me? It’s ok. I’m bananas about you too!
8. If you were a berry, I would turn you into jam and enjoy you all winter.
Whoah! Is it me or is it getting hot in here?
9. What is your favorite fruit? Mine´s a date… with you?
LOL! Nice one! Why not?
10. Will you be my Valen-Lime?
No, I think you’re Valen-Lame. Look what you made me do! You made me corny too!
11. Honeydew you know how sexy you are?
Do I know how sexy I am? Why don’t you tell me?
12. Kiwi meet up for drinks?
Sure, let’s keep it light and casual!
13. I think we’d make a cute pear!
Give me some pears and convince me!
14. You’ve really got a beautiful and fresh pear of eyes!
Well, let’s hope your spouse likes pear puns.
👉 Choose from our list of over 400 riddles to add some fun into your conversations!
