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Funny Egg Puns

Throwing puns is a great conversation starter already. It’s an easy and light way to instantly make people feel at ease. If you want to take your puns to the next level, try sharing egg puns! You’ll have people cracking up in no time! Who can resist funny egg puns after all?

Here’s a list of egg puns that will help you set the mood in any gathering so that everyone has an egg-citing time!

1. A chicken and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender asks them, “So, who’s first?”

That’s always the question!

2. How did the omelet find out she was ill? She had a medical eggs-am!

That’s an exam I wouldn’t want to fail!

3. How do monsters like their eggs? Terri-fried!

I would be terrified of monsters too!

4. How do you know if a chef is mean? He beats all the eggs.

And do you know what’s a chicken’s favorite coffee drink? An egg-spresso!

5. I saw an egg behaving really weirdly today. He must have been really egg-centric.

I like eccentric people. They have a personality. Never thought about eggs, though.

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6. What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan? It scrambled.

I love scrambled eggs! But a hard-boiled egg as well! Who doesn’t like an egg for breakfast?

7. What’s an egg’s favorite type of coffee? An eggspresso!

The egg starts the day with an eggspresso!

8. Why did the hen get such a good score on her egg-xam? Because it was over-easy!

It was all stock knowledge for the hen!

9. Why is the cock always walking on eggshells around the hen? Because she’s egg-stremely sensitive!

The hen needs her space! And lots of eggs!

10. Why was the egg late for school? He didn’t study for the eggs-am.

All students can relate!

11. Why do you have to watch what you say in front of egg whites? Because they can’t take a yolk.

They should learn how to take a joke and not take things so seriously!

12. You’re poaching all my best yolks!

That’s what the funny egg said when it ran out of jokes.

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Bad Egg Puns

If you have an egg-centric, I mean eccentric sense of humor, bad egg puns are just right up your alley! These puns may make people groan and want to hit themselves, but they can still coax a smile or even a laugh sometimes! Even bad egg puns are hilarious in their own way!

Take a look at these bad eggs puns that will have everyone cracking up.

1. An egg walked into a bar and cracked a joke. He left behind a real mess.

Better an egg in a bar than a chicken at school!

2. Don’t be nervous about collecting the eggs, it’s eggs-pected that you’ll have to ruffle some feathers!

You can also expect an angry mother hen to rush at you!

3. I saw a sign earlier that said, “Free Range Eggs ”. I’ve never heard of Range Eggs before, but at least they were free to take.

Where can I find free eggs?

4. I’ve decided to put my eggs all in one basket. I’m just tired of looking silly walking around the supermarket.

But they say it’s not good to put all your eggs in one basket! Are we talking about the same thing?

5. My friend asked for a weird birthday present this year. It was cheap so I bought it, but I have no idea why he’d want an eggs-box.

Your friend will be really disappointed when he doesn’t see an xbox console.

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6. One egg turned to the other and said, “Wow, you really got me all cracked up!”

It’s not good for an egg to get cracked up!

7. The police have spent hours questioning the egg. I think it’s about to crack.

This is going to be messy. I can only imagine the worst crime!

8. What did Snow White name her hen? Egg White!

Her hen must be like family to her!

9. What sport are eggs best at? Running!

I want my eggs a little runny. It’s my favorite breakfast food.

10. When it comes to cooking eggs, it all boils down to hot water.

Of course, you boil eggs in hot water!

11. What does a demonic hen lay? Deviled eggs.

This makes me not want to eat deviled eggs ever.

12. What do you call a self-obsessed egg? An eggo-maniac.

No one likes an egg who only thinks of himself.

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Best Egg Puns

Sharing jokes and funny puns are a great way to spend time with your best friends or even with people you just met for the first time! If you’re looking for funny, cheesy, or even weird puns that will make people LOL, you can’t go wrong with egg puns! There are a lot of egg-cellent puns that can be made from eggs you know!

Here’s a list of the best egg puns for you to try out on your family and friends!

1. Why did the man steal his eggs? He liked ’em poached.

Poached eggs are delicious!

2. Why were none of the chicks interested in the rooster? Because he was cocky and he had a big eggo!

No one likes a cocky attitude! That’s a funny egg phrase!

3. How does a hen leave its house? Through the eggs-it!

You should always have an exit!

4. What did the egg say after it was ghosted? Why the hell are you egg-noring me?

No one likes being ignored. People need closure!

5. How did the chicken feel after a long day on the farm? Eggs-hausted!

It’s normal to feel exhausted after a long day at work.

6. What do you call a guy who’s bad at picking up chicks? Unplucky!

Maybe it’s not their lucky day?

7. Why did the celebrity egg start losing her friends? They called her a shell-out.

Maybe it was Meggan Fox? (Megan Fox)

8. Where can you go to learn more about eggs? The hen-cyclopedia!

There you can learn everything about Charles Chickens (Charles Dickens), Liam Hens-worth  (Liam Hemsworth), and Egg-ward Scissorhands (Edward Scissorhands)!

9. Why were the eggs running so fast? They were afraid of being beaten!

Poor eggs. They get cracked and beaten!

10. What did the egg say after someone bumped into her? Egg-scuse me!

You’re excused, honey!

11.What was the slogan of the motivation egg speaker? Sunnyside up!

This hypes me up!

12. What do you call an egg who likes to go on safari? An eggs-plorer!

You’re a good egg. I want to explore the world with you!

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Bonus: Easter Egg Puns

When you think of eggs, you can’t forget about Easter! It’s an entire holiday that gives the spotlight to bunnies, chocolates, and eggs, of course!

Celebrate Easter with your family and friends and make them laugh with some Easter Egg puns!

1. “May you have an egg-cellent Easter!” said one Easter egg to his fellow Easter eggs.

Easter is a fun occasion for eggs!

2. Don’t worry, be hoppy.

Yes! Let’s hop away from our problems! Hoppy Easter!

3. Have an egg-cellent Easter!

Make sure to find all the Easter eggs!

4. How was your Easter? I’m dying to know.

You know kids dye and decorate eggs during Easter, right?

5. I need to eggs-ercise off all this chocolate.

I need to lose my Easter chocolate pounds!

6. Not decorating any eggs today? Yolk’s on you.

The joke’s on you! I’m done decorating my eggs!

7. The Easter eggs were eggs-hausted after the egg hunt on Easter. All they wanted was to rest.

Easter Sunday is very tiring for eggs.

8. The egg-tertainment TV show ended with the words “That’s all yolks!” flashing on the screen.

I love entertainment shows! I don’t want them to end!

9. I’ve been dying to decorate some Easter eggs!

Bring out the poster paint and brushes!

10. The Easter egg was so impatient. It was dying for Easter Sunday to come.

Time to put on some colorful dye!

11. How can you tell where the Easter Bunny’s been? Eggs mark the spot!

Thanks! Let’s find all the Easter Eggs!

12. Why did the eggs gather? They’re hatching a plan for the Easter egg hunt.

They don’t want to be easily found!

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