Christmas Pick-Up Lines

Looking to spread some Christmas cheer in the dating world? Check out this merry list of Christmas pick-up lines, from classic and corny to downright outrageous.

✍️ November 22, 2023

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😂 Funny Christmas Pick-up Lines
💦 Dirty Christmas Pick-up Lines
🙈 Cheesy Christmas Pick-up Lines
🥰 Flirty Christmas Pick-up Lines

It’s the most wonderful time of the year again! Christmas is just around the corner and it’s the perfect time to spread some holiday cheer. And what better way to do that than with some festive pick-up lines?

Whether you’re trying to impress your crush at a Christmas party or just want to make someone smile during this merry season, we’ve got you covered with these 40+ Christmas pick-up lines that are sure to bring some jingle bell jolliness to your conversations.

Funny Christmas Pick-up Lines

Want to make someone on the nice list laugh? These funny and cheesy pick-up lines are a perfect way to spread the holiday spirit. So, grab your Santa hat and get ready to sleigh the dating game.

1. Can I take a picture with you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

I think I deserve it.

2. I really like you, from my head to mistletoe.

Down to every fiber of my being.

3. I would come down the chimney for you any day.

For you, I’d do anything.

4. Are you a Christmas ornament? Because I’d love to hang out with you.

I would keep you forever.

5. Is your name Jingle Bells? Because you’re making my heart go all fa-la-la.

And I can’t get enough of it.

6. You’re prettier than a partridge in a pear tree.

I think you’re a perfect ten.

7. Are you Christmas cookies? Because I want to snack on you all night long.

You’re sweet, irresistible and totally worth the calories.

8. Did it hurt when you fell from Santa’s sleigh?

Because your beauty is out of this world.

9. Is your name sugar plum? Because you’re as sweet and I want you in my mouth.

What can I say? I have a sweet tooth.

10. Are you made of tinsel? Because when I see you, everything sparkles.

And I thought only Christmas trees could make a room shine.

11. Did you just come from the North Pole? Because you’ve got the right amount of magic to light up my world.

And I’m not talking about Rudolph’s nose.

12. If you were a snowflake, you’d be the only one I’d catch on my tongue.

Because you’re one of a kind.

13. Are you a snow globe? Because every time I see you, my world gets a little bit brighter.

And a shake is all it takes for you to captivate me.

14. Are you Santa’s workshop? Because you’re where all my wishes come true.

I’ve been wishing for someone like you.

16. If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity of Christmas mornings.

I would never want Christmas to stop.

Dirty Christmas Pick-up Lines

Ready to take your flirting up a notch? These naughty Christmas pick-up lines are perfect for when you’re feeling bold and want to make your holiday honey blush.

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Of course, use them at your own risk (and only if the recipient has been naughty too).

1. Are you a Christmas present? Because I want to unwrap you.

Let me find out what’s inside.

2. I’d risk my spot on the nice list for you.

If you know, you know.

3. Can I take a sleigh ride on your curves?

Because they’re definitely taking my breath away.

4. Are you as adventurous as a Christmas elf? Because I’ve got a package you might want to handle.

And, trust me, it’s not fragile.

5. Do you believe in Santa? Because I’d love to come down your chimney tonight.

And trust me, I’ve got more than just gifts to deliver.

6. Is your name Rudolph? Because you light up my world in the darkest nights.

And I could definitely use some guidance tonight.

7. Are you a snowstorm? Because you’re about to see a few inches tonight.

Get ready for a flurry of excitement.

8. Can I jingle your bells tonight?

Because I can promise it’ll be a carol to remember.

9. Are you a Christmas candle? Because I want to blow you… out.

I hope you’re ready for an intimate dinner.

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10. Do you like mistletoe? Because I’m ready to kiss you in every room of the house.

Who said mistletoe is only for doorways?

11. If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit between the holidays?

Yes, I’m always eager for a holiday.

12. Are you a Christmas tree? Because I want to hang balls on you.

And make you shine brighter than ever.

13. Do you need help with the Christmas lights? Because I’m great at untangling complicated things.

Especially if it involves a cozy night in.

14. Is your name winter? Because you’re about to be coming soon.

And it’s going to be a white Christmas.

15. Are you a snow angel? Because I’m ready to plow you.

And let’s just say I’m good at clearing paths.

Cheesy Christmas Pick-up Lines

When in doubt, go for the classic cheesy pick-up lines. Spread the holiday fun with these cute and charming lines that will make anyone’s heart melt like a snowflake.

1. Are you a piece of candy cane? Because I find you sweet, striking, and utterly irresistible.

The perfect addition to the holiday.

2. The Christmas tree may be fake, but the connection between us isn’t.

I’m feeling something real here.

3. Call me a Christmas candle—because I’m burning for you.

And I’m just getting started.

4. If you were a snowflake, you’d be one of a kind—just like you are to me.

Unique and special, just like the season.

5. Are you Santa’s sleigh? Because you’ve taken my heart on a magical ride.

And it’s a journey I never want to end.

6. Is your name Jingle Bell? Because you’ve got a ring that’s music to my ears.

And I can’t resist your festive melody.

7. Are you a Christmas present? Because you light up the room with joy.

And I can’t wait to unwrap the happiness you bring.

Sweet, delightful, and leaving me craving more.

9. Call me a snowman, because I’m falling for you—head over heels.

And I’m hoping you’ll catch me.

10. Are you a Christmas ornament? Because you make everything around you shine.

And I want you to be the highlight of my holiday.

Flirty Christmas Pick-up Lines

Feeling flirty and festive? These Christmas pick-up lines are perfect for sending a playful message to your crush or partner. Use them to spice up your holiday conversations and keep the romance alive.

1. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard tonight.

And I promise it’ll be the most magical storm ever.

2. Santa must have forgotten something on his list—because you’re the only gift I want.

And I’ll be happy to have you all year long.

3. Do you know what would make this holiday complete? You and me, under the mistletoe.

I hope you’re ready for some serious magic.

4. Is it just me, or did the room light up when you walked in?

Because you’ve brought the warmth of the holidays with you.

5. If you were a snowflake, you’d be the one that never melts—because you’ve melted my heart instead.

And I’m loving every moment of it.

6. This holiday season, I’m not asking for much. Just your number and the chance to make your days merrier.

Because you deserve nothing but joy.

7. If you were a Christmas ornament, you’d be the one that stands out on the tree—just like you stand out in the crowd.

And I can’t help but be drawn to you.

8. Are you made of tinsel? Because you’ve added a sparkle to my holiday festivities.

And I can’t get enough of your dazzling charm.

9. Santa may be making a list and checking it twice, but I only need to see you once to know you’re on my nice list.

And I’ve got a special gift just for you.

10. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine this Christmas?

Because I’ve got a feeling you’d look perfect by my side.

There’s no better time to spread some holiday cheer than with these Christmas pick-up lines. Whether you’re feeling bold or flirty, these handpicked conversation starters are sure to make your conversations merry and bright.

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