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🤭 Cheesy pick-up lines

Everyone knows and loves them in their own way: cheesy pick-up lines. They’re sweeter than sugar and will tear holes in your teeth out of nowhere. Some people are totally into them; others just find them funny or cringy.

So if you actually approach someone with one of these lines, you’ll always take a certain risk, because you never know in advance what kind of person your counterpart is. But they have one thing above all other pick-up lines: While others can often be a bit sexist or misogynist, these are less wicked and hardly ever step on someone’s toes.

However, they can often lead to the other person rolling their eyes or holding back a gag reflex. So before you want to approach someone with one of these pick-up lines, you should weigh carefully whether it is worth it.

However, you can always act and mime the languishing minstrel! So if you do it in a silly way, you can still say it was a joke.

Have fun and success with our list of 45 cheesy pick-up lines!

1. If you were a sin, I would never ask God for forgiveness.

2. Was there an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?

3. What do you do for the rest of your life? Because I would like to spend it with you.

4. I want our love to be like pi: irrational and endless.

5. Can I get a photo of you? So Santa knows what I want for Christmas this year.

6. Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

7. Do you see my buddy over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

8. Are you religious? Because you are the answer to all of my prayers.

9. Can I borrow a kiss from you? I swear I’ll give it back too.

10. Is there a laboratory here somewhere? Or do I just feel the chemistry between the two of us?

11. I know someone who is into you. If I weren’t so shy, I’d tell you who it is.

12. Are you a crayon? Because you bring color into my life.

13. If you stood in front of a mirror with eleven roses, you would see the twelve most beautiful things in the world.

14. Do you have a map? Cause I got lost in your eyes.

15. You look like you’re cold. Should I be your blanket?

16. Kissing burns five calories a minute. Do you fancy a workout?

17. I still need a solution to my math problem. Quick, give me your number!

18. Has the sun just risen, or did you smile at me?

19. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I have to smile.

20. I have skittles in my mouth. Would you like to taste the rainbow?

21. If beauty were time, you would be infinity.

22. Something is wrong with my eyes. I just can’t take them off you anymore.

23. Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

24. If I had got a dime every time I saw something beautiful like you, I’d have a dime now.

25. Damn it, something is wrong with my phone. Your number is not in there.

26. Please don’t be surprised if a fat guy puts you in a bag one night. I told Santa Claus that I wanted you as a present.

27. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

28. Let’s commit the perfect crime: I steal your heart, and you steal mine.

29. Guess what I’m wearing: the smile you gave me.

30. Do you remember me? Oh, yes, we only saw each other in my dreams.

31. I was just wondering if your lips taste as good as they look?

32. Sorry, I’m lost. Can you tell me where you live?

33. I noticed you didn’t notice me. I want to change that.

34. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I just had an accident. Now I just need your name and number for insurance reasons.

35. There are people of this kind and people of that kind. But I prefer those of your kind.

36. When someone asks me what I’m thinking about, you will always be the answer.

37. Individually we are just words, but together we’re a poem.

38. Love is a delicate flower that needs daily care.

39. I’d rather lose everything but have you than have everything and lose you.

40. If you were a desert flower, I would cry just so you wouldn’t die of thirst.

41. You are like air to me: I just can’t live without you.

42. You may be just anyone to the world, but to me, you are the world.

43. The difference between you and a falling star is that my wish has already come true when I see you.

44. Hey, do we know each other? You look like my great love.

45. Rationality can do nothing but talk. But love, it sings.


That was our list of 45 cheesy pick-up lines. We hope you had fun and will achieve some success with them - even if it was just a laugh or two.

If you need more pick-up lines and want to see our best selection, you can also have a look at our article with the best pick-up lines. Try them, they will knock your socks off! Have fun!

✍️  August 29, 2020

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