Want to create a buzz the next time you hang out with family, friends, or even people you just met? You will surely be the Queen Bee when you share bee jokes and puns that will give everyone serious chuckles!✍️ January 18, 2022
Funny Bee Puns
Bees are examples of some things that can be beautiful and dangerous at the same time. Even if they are cute, bee stings can be pretty painful. Good thing the only pain you have to be worried about funny bee puns is your sides hurting from all the laughing you’ll be doing!
Check out these hilarious puns that will sting people’s funny bones!
1. What’s black and yellow and flies at 30,000 feet? A bee on an airplane!
Wow! It can go that high?!
2. What’s a bee’s favorite kind of candy? Bumble gum!
They love popping it!
3. Who says, “zzub zzub zzub?” A bee flying backward!
Never thought of that!
4. The only thing more dangerous than being with a fool is fooling with a bee.
That’s some tricky wordplay there! I agree you don’t want to fool with a bee. They sting, you know!
5. That bee certainly deserved the promotion at work, he was always so buzzy on the job.
Hope that means he was busy buzzing around while working!
6. What are the names of bees from America? USBs.
In other words, they’re bees from the US!
7. The talkative bee earned a reputation as being blab-bee!
No one tells secrets to the blab-bee one!
8. The swarm bees loved The Beatles and their “Let it Bee” album.
It’s a classic!
9. That pretentious wasp is just plain snob-bee!
No one likes snobs! They’re insufferable!
10. That bee is talking way too quietly. She must be a mumble-bee!
Always speak up and let your voice be heard!
11. I went to the bee store because I wanted 12 bees. But the cashier gave me 13 - he said it was a free bee!
Freebies are the best!
12. All bees can relate to the pop band the Bee Gees.
It’s because of the name, of course!
13. A Queen Bee will only eat hum-burgers.
Does the Queen Bee hum while eating it?
14. A bee that will not stop eating will eventually become a little chub-bee.
Everything in moderation!
15. Why was the bee fired from the barbershop? He only knew how to give a buzz-cut!
Not everyone likes a buzzcut!
👉 Want more reasons to laugh? Check out our list of 75 puns to brighten your day!
Bee Puns Love
Please bee mine! Who wouldn’t fall for cute love bee puns? There are just so many ways to include bee puns about love if you want to make your honey smile.
Whether you tell a love bee pun to your special someone or write it down on a card as you give them chocolate or flowers, these puns will add some light and sweetness to anyone’s day!
1. You’re sweeter than honey!
Thank you! I only want to make you happy!
2. You’re so hot, you make my colony collapse.
Is that right?
3. You’re so bee-autiful inside and out that every day with you is like a honeymoon.
Let’s live happily together!
4. Why do bees get married? Because they found their honey!
5. What did the bee say to his girlfriend? “I can’t help pollen in love with you.”
Such a romantic thing for a bee to say!
6. What did the bee confess to his crush? “Hive never felt this way bee-fore.”
What did the crush say after that confession?!
7. There’s something bee-tween us and it’s not just your stinger.
What? Do you think we have chemistry?
8. Let’s make a bee-line for the bedroom!
Time to get down to business!
9. If you were a bee, I’d keep you.
So are you the beekeeper in this scenario?
10. I can’t bee-lieve how sweet you are!
Only the best for my honey!
11. Honey, you’re the bee’s knees!
Is that your way of telling me you admire me? Well, I admire you too!
12. Honey, I’m stuck on you.
No, we’re stuck to each other!
13. Here’s my number. Give me a buzz and I’ll bee yours!
I’ll think about it!
14. Are you a flower? Because I wanna help you pollinate.
Let’s make the world a more beautiful place!
15. Hive never felt this way before.
That’s a special connection!
👉 If you’re looking for other puns, take a look at our list of 80+ food puns to make you laugh!
Cute Bee Puns
You can’t help smiling when you hear cute bee puns because they’re just so darn adorable! These bee puns never go out of style because everyone loves hearing cute things! Cheer people up with these cute bee puns!
1. What’s a bee’s favorite Spice Girls song? Wanna-bee!
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends!
2. What kind of bees drop things all the time? Fumble bees!
Careful! You don’t want to get a reputation for being clumsy!
3. What did the mummy bee call her baby? My little hum-bug.
That sounds adorable!
4. I don’t hive a clue!
You can’t not have a clue! You must know something!
5. Hive a nice day!
Will have a blast today!
6. Give me a hive five!
The bees in the hive won and are celebrating!
7. Bees can fly in the rain if they are wearing their little yellow jackets.
That’s cute and useful!
8. Do you think a bee’s favorite book is the Great Gats-bee?
That’s a cautionary tale!
9. Do you think a bee brushes its hair with a honeycomb?
Why not? Sounds sticky though!
10. What’s a bee’s favorite flower? Bee-gonias!
I thought bees like all flowers!
11. What do you call a bee that is thirsty? Beehydrated!
It’s important for people and bees to stay hydrated.
12. What did the Queen Bee say to her buzzing subjects? “Bee the change you want to see”
All hail the Queen Bee and her wise words!
13. The teacher kept telling the naughty bee to bee-hive himself or she would call in his parents.
Disciplining naughty bees can be tough!
14. Don’t worry. Bee happy!
That’s the secret to life!
15. Quit pollen my leg!
If you keep on pulling my leg, I won’t believe you next time you tell me something!
👉 Looking for more ways to entertain people? Try asking riddles instead!
Spelling Bee Puns
When it comes to bee puns, things can bee pretty confusing because of all the wordplay! There are just so many ways you can turn “be” into “bee” and vice-versa to make all sorts of new meanings, jokes, and puns which is why we have a lot of spelling bee puns too!
Take a look at these spelling bee puns that will confuse you and make you laugh at the same time!
1. You know these bee puns aren’t too shab-bee.
It’s shabby! Hope you don’t get confused!
2. What do you call a bee that’s a bad loser? It’s a cry ba-bee!
If crybaby is to humans, cry ba-bee is to bees!
3. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
This is totally an incorrect use of the word maybe!
4. A bee’s favorite sport is rug-bee.
I don’t know what rug-bee is, but I am familiar with the game rugby!
5. A bee that’s been put under a spell has been bee-witched!
This is a nice play on words, but don’t fall for it! Bewitched is the correct spelling!
6. I know that I have never seen a hummingbird, but I certainly did see a spelling bee.
This is cute, so I’ll let it slide!
7. What do you call the cast of a spelling bee? Bee-witched!
Do you mean participants in a spelling bee competition or the cast of the classic American TV show Bewitched?
8. Always bee yourself.
That’s good advice everyone should follow.
9. What do you call a bee that’s returned from the dead? A zombee.
10. Bees always have a plan bee.
It’s smart to have a plan b in case things go south.
11. What did the bee tell its best friend? I’ll bee there.
True friends will be there for each other no matter what!
12. What kind of bees is the smartest? Spelling bees.
Spelling bees are tricky!
13. What did the teacher bee say to their students? Bee on your best bee-haviour!
Students should listen to their teacher!
14. Born to bee wild!
I hear that a lot during spring break!
15. What do you call a bee explorer? Christopher Colum-buzz!
I know Christopher Columbus who discovered America.
👉 Looking for something to break the ice during the next party you go to? Check out these conversation starters!