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😅 Bad pick-up lines

Oh dear, what are you doing to yourself? Do you really want to see the worst pick-up lines? Be warned: these are bad. Whatever you do, be aware that you are opening Pandora’s box. Do not unleash these pick-up lines on an unsuspecting world! … Or wreak havoc, I don’t care!

Of course, you could say that almost every pick-up line is quite bad. While reading at least ninety percent of them, you can undoubtedly wonder why life is so cruel to you. But some are so bad that they are almost pretty good again. Like everything in life, this is also a matter of taste. So you decide!

Have fun with our list of the 30 worst pick-up lines!

1. Is this a bus stop? ‘Cause I’m here to pick you up.

Like a lot of male bus drivers you prove to be some kind of creep.

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2. I love every muscle in your body - especially mine.

Oh, this one almost hurts due to its frivolity.

3. Have you been arrested before? It must be illegal to be this hot.

A classic among the lousy pick-up lines. So damn cringy!

4. Is your mother a chicken? Because you’re egg-cellent.

At least you’re going to make the person cackle. Ba-dum-tss!

5. You should be someone’s wife. How about mine?

The answer will most likely be a resounding no. But at least you can easily bring this pick-up line as a woman as well, where your chances might be a lot better.

6. If you were a president, you would be Babe-braham Lincoln.

Hardly anyone likes being referred to as a “babe” by a stranger. Still, this pick-up line symbolizes a lousy pick-up line that is actually pretty good again.

7. Have you swallowed magnets? You are really attractive.

A nice pick-up line that is both bad but a sweet compliment as well. Whether you will be successful with this is an open question.

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8. I have a pen, and you have a phone number. Just imagine all the possibilities!

I find this pick-up line almost funny. With a little acting, it could even work.

9. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Classic. Still lousy.

10. Can you explain to me what an attractive, funny man like me does without your number?

Approaching girls with bad pick-up lines, maybe?

11. Good thing I just bought life insurance. When I saw you my heart stopped.

I can already imagine the answer. A weird “What?” in combination with a puzzled face.

12. I have such a dry mouth. Do you have a wet tongue for me?

To counteract dehydration, a glass of water would probably be more effective.

13. You are so sweet that I get a toothache.

Maybe it’s time for an appointment with your dentist. When did you have your last check-up?

14. I’m learning about important events in history. Do you want to be one of them?

A classic among history students. Are you still wondering why they are all single?

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15. Sorry, did you just talk to me? No? Would you like to?

Still no? What a shame.

16. Can you hand me an inhaler? Because you are breathtaking.

If the person doesn’t have one, you could hold your neck and wheeze a little. The best thing to do after that is to get on your knees and fall. Absolutely everyone is into that.

17. If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Since my unprofessional assumption is that you’re neither a kitten nor a puppy, you’d just come off like a stalker. So please don’t follow someone home who doesn’t want to or doesn’t know anything about it.

18. Pinch me. I think I am dreaming.

Corny, isn’t it? Maybe at least you will be pinched really hard.

19. I like Legos, you like Legos - so why don’t we build a relationship?

In principle, everyone likes Legos, so you could at least arrange to meet up to play if the person isn’t into building a relationship. Then you can impress with your vast collection!

20. I got the toast, you got the toaster.

This pick-up lines could take a while for your counterpart to understand what is meant.

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21. I’m so hungry, may I eat you?

You’re not yourself when you’re hungry.

22. You are the reason Santa Claus keeps a naughty list.

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23. Have you heard of the new disease called beautiful? You show the first symptoms.

Nobody likes to be called “sick”, which is why this pick-up line has a strange aftertaste. But at least it’s a compliment, not sexual harassment. Win win? 🤷‍♂️

24. I’m not drunk, just intoxicated by your beauty.

Always a good excuse when you can’t stand up straight.

25. Hey, do you have a few minutes so I can hit on you?

The answer is unlikely to be a yes.

26. Tell me, didn’t we go to different schools?

The answer is more likely to be yes.

27. When God created you, He certainly wanted to show off.

And by the eighth day God had created you, and he saw that it was very good.

28. Is your father a thief? Because someone stole a star and put it in your eye.

A classic among the bad pick-up lines. Whoever listens to your conversation may be pretty much cringed out.

29. Be different from the others and say yes!

That pick-up line is almost good again. Don’t we all want to be individual?

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30. I thought angels had wings?

Doesn’t it hurt when you read this sentence?

31. Sorry, my friend back there is a little shy. He would like your number so that he knows where to contact me tomorrow.

Since you’ve made it this far, this last one might work! Consider it a gift. This creates an expectation that is shattered at the last moment. The person will surely smile. Will you get the number too? There is only one way to find out!

You did it! What was it like fighting your way through our 30 worst pick-up lines? Hopefully, you had fun and tried to erase every one of these sayings from your memory now. Or be the sadomasochist you are and wreak havoc with them! Pick-up lines are the eleventh plague, after all.

If you need more pick-up lines and want to see our best selection, look at our article with the best pick-up lines. In contrast to these, you can use the pick-up lines of the other article quite safely. Have fun!

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